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本片主角万笑笑
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原先是个戏曲丑角演员
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这几年改行专演喜剧小品
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拍电视剧
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不料他越演越红
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成了明星
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他四处走穴
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八方捞钱
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先富起来了
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已经买下了一辆小轿车
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肥猪粉
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都怪我嘴馋
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偷吃肥猪粉！哎
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哎呀
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怎么样
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于导啊
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怎么样
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太棒了
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太棒了！哎
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进来
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进来！哎
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老板
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给钱！好
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香港黑社会勾结大陆一伙不法分子
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为了谋取暴利
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将两块伪造百元人民币的铸版偷运入境
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不料风声走露
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惹得另一伙不法之徒眼红心热
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蠢蠢欲动
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在这场罪恶的争夺之中
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大名鼎鼎的万笑笑又阴差阳错的卷进来了
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于是就演出了一场《小丑历险记》
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朱老板
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货已经到了
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我马上派人去取
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按商店的办法交货
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朱老板
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您叫我
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什么事儿
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过来
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好，下面我们欢
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迎大明星万笑笑
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上场
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注意
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提腰
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别走神儿
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哎，好
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朱老板指示
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炸药的爆破力一定要准确
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千荣
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我们试验开始吧
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开始
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嗯
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不错
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要是箱子失手
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别人硬把箱子撬开
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里面的柱板就会炸得粉碎
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对对
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他们也就得不到证据了
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是啊
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笑笑
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我知道你明天要到高宝市去演出
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带上我去好不好
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不行啊
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人家不缺报幕的
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再说你又不会演节目
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那我当你的贴身秘书
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伺候您
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嗯
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好不好
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好不好嘛
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不行
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我就是让你这个姑娘搞的《团城传》的
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我老婆就两次亮黄牌警告了
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要不我到你家去
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当面向你的夫人解释清楚
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不行
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你不能去
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千万别去
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笑笑
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我老婆出去了
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可大了
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笑笑
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你就这么无情啊
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呃，以后再说吧
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啊，我给你打电话
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嗯
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哈哈哈哈哈！笑笑怎么样啊
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哎，哎
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万大明星
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有件事
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好想和您商量一下
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啊，这会计去医院看病了
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呃，您的报酬数目大
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明天给您行不行啊
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晚给一天
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加不加利息啊
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利息
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哎呀
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我算是领教你们这些大明星了
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利息就算了
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顺便说一下
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上税的事情
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呃，我就不用麻烦你们了
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我自己来处理吧
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哎，这税务局有规定
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我们怎么能……哎
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不必担心了
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让他们找我好了
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对了
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明天一早我要乘船去演出
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这一万块钱
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装在箱子里面
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啊，到码头送给我
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哎，几点钟啊
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早上七点
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码头等你啊
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钱总
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炸药装好了
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请你检查一下
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嗯，这箱子里的炸药比我们实验用的威力还要大
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但愿这个爆破装置用不上才好
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钱总
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我大胆的问一下
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为什么不直接把铸板送到朱老板那儿去呢
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送过一次
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失手了
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高堡市口岸很严
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这回啊
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朱老板采用的是迂回战术
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哦
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小妞
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嗯
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钱总找我
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嗯
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钱总
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大胡子来了
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让他进来
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是
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钱总让你进去
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小牛
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你长得越来越迷人了嘛
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哎，让钱总看见了会炒你鱿鱼的
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快进去吧
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大胡子
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交给你件活
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要干得漂亮
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不能出差错
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什么活
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150
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明天早上七点到码头
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151
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把这只密码箱交给朱老板派来的人
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152
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那个人是谁
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153
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我也不知道
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154
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那个人站在一辆紫红色的轿车前等你
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155
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你上去跟他对个火
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156
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然后请他抽支牡丹烟
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157
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他会说：“我只抽外烟
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158
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”你就说：“你会唱样板戏吗
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159
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”他就说：“好久不唱了
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160
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”你就说：“天王盖地虎
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161
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宝塔镇河妖
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162
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对对
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163
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你就接着唱
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164
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临行
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165
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喝妈一碗酒
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166
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他就接着唱
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167
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鸠山设宴和我交朋友
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168
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错了
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169
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那应该是浑身是胆
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170
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混蛋
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171
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这是暗号
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172
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懂吗
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173
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他要是接着唱浑身是胆的话
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174
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那就不是朱老板派来的人了
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175
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明白吗
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176
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明白
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177
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哎呦
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178
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这不是笑笑吗
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179
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哎，你好
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180
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哎呀
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181
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你好
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182
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你你好
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183
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哎呀
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184
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好像有半个多月没见到你了
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185
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我正在忙
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186
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哎，你最近都在忙什么呢
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187
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我在忙演出
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188
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哦，好
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189
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好，好
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190
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再见
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姐啊
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嗯
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叶绿
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快开门！开门！叶绿
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195
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我一天演了三场
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196
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到现在连中饭都没吃呢
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197
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你一走就是半个多月
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198
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肚子饿了才想起这个家
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199
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切，嗯
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200
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嗯
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201
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这又不是饭店
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202
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说来就来
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说走就走
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204
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哎呦哎呦哎呦！啊啊啊！疼不疼
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205
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啊啊！哈哈哈哈哈哈！啊哈哈哈哈！哎呀
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206
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你看你那脸！嗯
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207
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好了好了
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208
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快快进去洗洗
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嗯嗯
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210
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啊！当心！啊！沙发上有老鼠夹子
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211
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呃呃
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212
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我出去半个月
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213
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怎么一下出来那么多老鼠
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214
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哎，明天是全市灭鼠日
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215
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统一行动
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216
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不管有没有老鼠
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217
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都得提高警惕
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218
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我看我们家没老鼠
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219
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呵呵
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220
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那不一定
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221
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这不还溜进只大老鼠呢
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222
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叶绿
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223
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我送你些礼物：马海毛的毛衣、化妆品
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224
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还有时装长裙
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225
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喜欢吗
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226
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嗯
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227
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嗯
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228
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笑笑
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229
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我需要的不光是这些东西
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230
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我知道
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231
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我到处走穴
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232
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冷落了你
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233
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可我赚钱
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234
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也是为了我们的小日子
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235
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哦，对了
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236
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税务局啊
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237
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通知你去上税呢
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238
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啊，这是税务局的通知单
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239
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上税上税
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240
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烦死人了
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241
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你还是去一趟吧
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242
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要不将来算局总账来
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243
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恐怕你哭都哭不出来啊
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244
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嗯
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245
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哦，你妈寄来的信
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246
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我看了
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247
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信上说你两年都没回家
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248
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00:10:00,320 --> 00:10:01,040
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她挺想你的
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249
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00:10:02,080 --> 00:10:03,120
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我实在抽不出时间
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250
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00:10:03,920 --> 00:10:07,000
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嗯，你寄给你师傅的东西给退回来了
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251
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邮局说收件人不肯收这邮包
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252
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师傅还在生我的气
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253
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好了
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254
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现在我给你开饭
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255
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吃完了饭你就给我离开这儿
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256
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我要是现在郑重宣布
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257
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今晚上我不走了呢
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258
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嗯
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259
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我想我的武功你是知道的
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哎呀
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261
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你干嘛那么恨我呢
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262
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你不是有许多女性崇拜者吗
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263
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嗯，随便你是找哪个都不管我的事儿
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264
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叶绿
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265
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自从你警告我以后
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266
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这毛病我已经改正了
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267
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真的改正了
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268
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我才不信呢
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你不信
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270
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我可以对天发誓
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弥陀佛在上
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272
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弟子万笑笑从今以后绝对忠诚我的妻子叶绿
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273
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阿弥陀佛
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274
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好了好了
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275
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不要再指天发誓了
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276
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我相信你就是了
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277
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啊
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万老师
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279
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来了
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280
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你就跟他
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281
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我不在家
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282
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心里没鬼
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283
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不怕鬼敲门
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284
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万老师
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285
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来了来了
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286
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啊，你是万师母吧
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287
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00:11:16,480 --> 00:11:17,320
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师母不敢当
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288
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我叫叶绿
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289
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00:11:21,040 --> 00:11:23,000
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我找万老师有点事儿
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290
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请进吧
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291
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笑笑
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292
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来了
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293
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请坐吧
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294
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笑笑啊
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295
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咱们俩的事儿
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296
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你是躲不过的
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297
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你到底要我不要我
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298
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你说话清楚点
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299
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别含含糊糊的
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300
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笑笑
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301
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说话呀
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302
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啊，好吧
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303
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我要你就是
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304
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走吧啊
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305
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走走走走走
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306
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哎呀
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307
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这走吧
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308
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说话算数
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309
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你敢相信我
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310
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我可以发誓
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311
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别发誓了
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312
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都给我出去！哎
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313
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叶绿
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314
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你别误会
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315
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我万师母
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316
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这是万老师调的照片
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317
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哎哎哎！我才认识你
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318
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走吧
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319
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走走走
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320
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笑笑
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321
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啊，好啊
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322
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，拜拜
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323
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好你个万笑笑
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324
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他竟敢当着我的面吻你
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325
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叶绿
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326
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你别误会
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327
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人证物证俱在
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328
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00:12:15,840 --> 00:12:17,680
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你的誓言一钱不值
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329
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00:12:17,840 --> 00:12:18,280
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这是什么
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330
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这个
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331
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00:12:19,520 --> 00:12:20,560
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这些女人到底是谁
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332
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你说
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333
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你听我解释
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334
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这照片上的女的
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335
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00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,160
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有的想拜我为师
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336
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00:12:25,680 --> 00:12:26,480
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有的想当演员
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337
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对，还有刚才那个死乞白赖跟着你的人
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338
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00:12:29,440 --> 00:12:30,000
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那是个混蛋
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339
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是个无赖
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340
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00:12:30,800 --> 00:12:31,480
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你得相信我
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341
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00:12:32,320 --> 00:12:34,240
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哎，你想毁掉罪证
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342
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00:12:34,800 --> 00:12:35,440
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没那么容易
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343
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00:12:36,080 --> 00:12:37,120
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哎哎！叶绿
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344
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哎呦！哎
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345
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00:12:38,560 --> 00:12:38,880
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叶绿
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346
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00:12:39,040 --> 00:12:39,480
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给我吧
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347
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00:12:39,680 --> 00:12:40,080
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哎哎哎
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348
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00:12:41,040 --> 00:12:41,480
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给我吧
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349
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00:12:42,800 --> 00:12:46,800
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哎呦！哎呦哎呦哎呦哎呦哎呦
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350
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00:12:46,800 --> 00:12:50,240
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疼死我了！哎呦！我发过誓
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351
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00:12:50,560 --> 00:12:51,480
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这是对你的惩罚
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352
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00:12:51,840 --> 00:12:52,160
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谢谢
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353
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00:12:52,480 --> 00:12:52,960
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哎，给我吧
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354
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00:12:53,200 --> 00:12:53,360
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给我
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355
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00:12:53,760 --> 00:12:59,040
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去！哦哦哦哦哦哦
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356
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00:12:59,040 --> 00:12:59,600
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哎呀呀呀！叶绿
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357
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00:12:59,600 --> 00:13:03,680
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哎呀！哎呀！哦哦哦！啊啊啊！哦
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358
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00:13:04,400 --> 00:13:04,560
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哦，哦
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359
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00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:08,480
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哎呀！我想现在再让你谈谈那个女放牧员的事儿
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360
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00:13:08,960 --> 00:13:10,560
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你会更清醒点儿
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361
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00:13:11,200 --> 00:13:11,520
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好的
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362
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00:13:12,400 --> 00:13:16,200
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我说那个女的想跟我出去走穴
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363
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00:13:16,960 --> 00:13:17,560
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我没同意
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364
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00:13:18,320 --> 00:13:19,280
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她就想报复我
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365
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00:13:20,160 --> 00:13:21,160
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她知道你爱吃醋
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366
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00:13:21,200 --> 00:13:21,920
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你说什么
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367
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00:13:21,920 --> 00:13:22,080
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哎呀
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368
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00:13:22,080 --> 00:13:22,640
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不不不是
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369
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00:13:23,280 --> 00:13:24,480
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我跟她没什么事儿
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370
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00:13:24,720 --> 00:13:25,920
|
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你敢相信我啊
|
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371
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00:13:26,480 --> 00:13:26,800
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你敢
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372
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00:13:27,040 --> 00:13:27,640
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我不相信
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373
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00:13:28,000 --> 00:13:28,640
|
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哎，你不信
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374
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00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:29,480
|
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我可以发誓
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375
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00:13:30,160 --> 00:13:30,960
|
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弥陀佛在上
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376
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00:13:31,600 --> 00:13:32,480
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你不要再来这套
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377
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00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:33,200
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轻点
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378
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00:13:33,200 --> 00:13:34,160
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我才不要听呢
|
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379
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00:13:34,560 --> 00:13:34,920
|
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好吧
|
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380
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00:13:36,160 --> 00:13:36,680
|
|
老板娘
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381
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00:13:36,880 --> 00:13:38,440
|
|
嗯，明天早上七点
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382
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00:13:38,720 --> 00:13:39,800
|
|
他们在码头交货
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383
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00:13:41,280 --> 00:13:41,480
|
|
嗯
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|
384
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00:13:43,040 --> 00:13:44,120
|
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是大胡子去接头
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385
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00:13:44,800 --> 00:13:45,000
|
|
哦
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|
|
386
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00:13:45,680 --> 00:13:45,880
|
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嗯
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|
387
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00:13:59,040 --> 00:13:59,360
|
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叫我
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|
388
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00:14:00,160 --> 00:14:00,360
|
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去
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|
389
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00:14:11,600 --> 00:14:12,360
|
|
笑笑
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|
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|
390
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00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:15,760
|
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快来啊！这儿有只老鼠
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391
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00:14:16,880 --> 00:14:17,320
|
|
哪儿啊
|
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|
392
|
|
00:14:20,320 --> 00:14:20,480
|
|
在在那儿
|
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|
393
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00:14:22,560 --> 00:14:22,720
|
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呃，哎
|
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|
|
394
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00:14:23,200 --> 00:14:23,520
|
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哪儿啊
|
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|
395
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00:14:23,600 --> 00:14:24,040
|
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没有啊
|
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396
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00:14:24,160 --> 00:14:27,680
|
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啊啊！被你给赶走了
|
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397
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00:14:27,680 --> 00:14:30,280
|
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嗨，你那么好的个武功
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398
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00:14:30,400 --> 00:14:31,320
|
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还怕这老鼠
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|
399
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00:14:32,640 --> 00:14:34,080
|
|
这大象还怕老鼠呢
|
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|
400
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00:14:34,880 --> 00:14:35,200
|
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你睡吧
|
|
|
|
401
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00:14:35,680 --> 00:14:36,480
|
|
我来站岗啊
|
|
|
|
402
|
|
00:14:39,120 --> 00:14:40,440
|
|
嗯，哎
|
|
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|
403
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00:14:44,880 --> 00:14:45,400
|
|
答应我
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|
404
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00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:47,120
|
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以后别再走穴了
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|
405
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00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:48,440
|
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好吧
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|
406
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00:14:49,280 --> 00:14:49,840
|
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我答应你
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|
407
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00:15:07,040 --> 00:15:07,280
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叶绿
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408
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00:15:08,000 --> 00:15:09,280
|
|
我和高宝石订了合同
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|
409
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00:15:10,000 --> 00:15:10,720
|
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不得不去演出
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|
410
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00:15:11,360 --> 00:15:12,280
|
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此行路经东线
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411
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00:15:12,560 --> 00:15:13,440
|
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我要去看望师傅
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412
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00:15:13,440 --> 00:15:22,440
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他们要接头了
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413
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00:15:33,280 --> 00:15:34,560
|
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喏，就是那个大胡子
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414
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00:15:35,200 --> 00:15:36,000
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来，你们看看
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415
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00:15:36,880 --> 00:15:39,080
|
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箱子里装着两块特制的硬币板
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416
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00:15:39,680 --> 00:15:41,200
|
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印出来的一百块钱呢
|
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|
417
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00:15:41,200 --> 00:15:42,000
|
|
和真的一样
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|
418
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00:15:42,640 --> 00:15:43,600
|
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如果搞到硬币板
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419
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00:15:43,840 --> 00:15:52,160
|
|
我们就发大财了
|
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|
420
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00:15:53,440 --> 00:15:53,680
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六个火
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|
421
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00:15:54,320 --> 00:15:54,480
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好
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422
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00:15:58,080 --> 00:15:58,560
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抽牡丹烟
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|
423
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00:15:58,960 --> 00:15:59,920
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不，我只抽外烟
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|
424
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00:16:00,800 --> 00:16:01,440
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|
哎，师傅
|
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425
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00:16:01,760 --> 00:16:10,560
|
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让让让让！你会唱样板戏吗
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426
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00:16:11,200 --> 00:16:11,840
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好久不唱了
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427
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00:16:14,320 --> 00:16:15,320
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|
天王盖地虎
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428
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00:16:16,000 --> 00:16:17,160
|
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宝塔镇河妖
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429
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00:16:17,680 --> 00:16:21,400
|
|
嗯，菱形河马一碗酒
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430
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00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:26,600
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浑身是胆雄赳赳
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431
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00:16:27,200 --> 00:16:27,520
|
|
错了
|
|
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|
432
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00:16:27,840 --> 00:16:27,920
|
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嗯
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433
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00:16:28,480 --> 00:16:28,800
|
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没错
|
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434
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00:16:29,200 --> 00:16:29,680
|
|
错了
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435
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00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:30,840
|
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菱形河马一碗酒
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436
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00:16:30,880 --> 00:16:32,000
|
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浑身是胆雄赳赳吗
|
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437
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00:16:32,160 --> 00:16:32,840
|
|
错了
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438
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00:16:32,960 --> 00:16:33,680
|
|
怎么会错呢
|
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|
439
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00:16:34,480 --> 00:16:37,080
|
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菱形河马一碗酒
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440
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00:16:37,680 --> 00:16:40,760
|
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就问谁和我交朋友
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441
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00:16:41,680 --> 00:16:43,160
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和我交朋友
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442
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00:16:44,080 --> 00:16:44,640
|
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抽牡丹烟
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443
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00:16:45,120 --> 00:16:45,520
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呃，不
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444
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00:16:45,840 --> 00:16:46,680
|
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我只抽万烟
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445
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00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:47,680
|
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这个十块钱
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446
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00:16:47,680 --> 00:16:48,000
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|
来来来
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447
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00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:49,040
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十块钱
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448
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00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:49,200
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好了
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449
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00:16:51,280 --> 00:16:51,840
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哎，我的钱都没了
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450
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00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:52,320
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哎，万大爷
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451
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00:16:52,480 --> 00:16:54,720
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行，这车太挤
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452
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00:16:54,720 --> 00:16:55,200
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我来晚了
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453
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00:16:55,600 --> 00:16:56,080
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钱带来了
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454
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00:16:56,800 --> 00:16:57,120
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一万元
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455
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00:16:57,280 --> 00:16:57,920
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满足您的要求
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456
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00:16:58,160 --> 00:16:58,800
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你要不要抽抽
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457
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00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,120
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我有
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458
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00:16:59,120 --> 00:16:59,280
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快跑
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|
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459
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00:16:59,280 --> 00:17:08,080
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快跑！让他跑了！抓着他！我的眼镜了！我的眼镜哪去了
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460
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00:17:08,080 --> 00:17:10,400
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你眼镜在这儿呢
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461
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00:17:10,400 --> 00:17:10,560
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|
拿上
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462
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00:17:11,360 --> 00:17:11,680
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谢谢
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463
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00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:12,960
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那好
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464
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00:17:13,600 --> 00:17:13,920
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交给我吧
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465
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00:17:14,080 --> 00:17:15,080
|
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这箱子没摔碎
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466
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|
00:17:15,680 --> 00:17:16,600
|
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一万块钱都在里头
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467
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00:17:16,880 --> 00:17:18,080
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你要不要数一数啊
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468
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|
00:17:18,240 --> 00:17:19,040
|
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少了我会找你的
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|
|
|
469
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00:17:19,120 --> 00:17:19,400
|
|
哎，好
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470
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00:17:19,520 --> 00:17:20,160
|
|
坐了车走吧
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|
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471
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|
00:17:20,240 --> 00:17:20,480
|
|
哎，好
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|
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472
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|
00:17:20,800 --> 00:17:21,280
|
|
哥们儿
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|
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|
473
|
|
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:25,560
|
|
下回办事儿可得多个心眼儿啊！啊
|
|
|
|
474
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|
00:17:25,760 --> 00:17:25,920
|
|
那是
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475
|
|
00:17:27,040 --> 00:17:28,200
|
|
要不是你及时赶来
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|
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|
476
|
|
00:17:28,880 --> 00:17:29,760
|
|
他妈差点出错
|
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477
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|
00:17:29,920 --> 00:17:30,000
|
|
行了
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|
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|
478
|
|
00:17:30,160 --> 00:17:30,400
|
|
回家吧
|
|
|
|
479
|
|
00:17:30,720 --> 00:17:31,360
|
|
啊，走
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|
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|
480
|
|
00:17:34,000 --> 00:17:34,400
|
|
老板娘
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|
|
|
481
|
|
00:17:35,120 --> 00:17:36,000
|
|
那两个都拿箱子
|
|
|
|
482
|
|
00:17:36,240 --> 00:17:37,120
|
|
我们到底跟哪个呀
|
|
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|
483
|
|
00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:39,360
|
|
跟上船的那个
|
|
|
|
484
|
|
00:17:39,760 --> 00:17:41,040
|
|
啊，那边那个
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|
|
|
485
|
|
00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,600
|
|
他们想调虎离山
|
|
|
|
486
|
|
00:17:43,360 --> 00:17:44,800
|
|
可逃不过我的眼睛
|
|
|
|
487
|
|
00:17:45,040 --> 00:17:45,120
|
|
哎
|
|
|
|
488
|
|
00:18:03,360 --> 00:18:06,520
|
|
不许笑！动！吓我一跳！这是玩具手枪
|
|
|
|
489
|
|
00:18:07,040 --> 00:18:07,440
|
|
小朋友
|
|
|
|
490
|
|
00:18:07,680 --> 00:18:09,120
|
|
这玩具手枪也不能对人呢
|
|
|
|
491
|
|
00:18:10,160 --> 00:18:10,480
|
|
是不是
|
|
|
|
492
|
|
00:18:12,160 --> 00:18:12,320
|
|
叔叔
|
|
|
|
493
|
|
00:18:12,640 --> 00:18:13,600
|
|
你在偷东西吗
|
|
|
|
494
|
|
00:18:14,080 --> 00:18:14,480
|
|
小朋友
|
|
|
|
495
|
|
00:18:15,200 --> 00:18:15,760
|
|
不许瞎说
|
|
|
|
496
|
|
00:18:16,160 --> 00:18:18,480
|
|
那是我自己的箱子啊
|
|
|
|
497
|
|
00:18:18,480 --> 00:18:18,800
|
|
来，给
|
|
|
|
498
|
|
00:18:21,440 --> 00:18:22,560
|
|
你妈妈呢
|
|
|
|
499
|
|
00:18:22,640 --> 00:18:23,160
|
|
来，笑笑
|
|
|
|
500
|
|
00:18:23,600 --> 00:18:24,000
|
|
擦把脸
|
|
|
|
501
|
|
00:18:24,240 --> 00:18:24,800
|
|
啊，谢谢
|
|
|
|
502
|
|
00:18:25,440 --> 00:18:26,160
|
|
我不要擦脸
|
|
|
|
503
|
|
00:18:26,640 --> 00:18:29,000
|
|
啊，我是叫我儿子擦脸
|
|
|
|
504
|
|
00:18:30,000 --> 00:18:30,640
|
|
他也叫笑笑
|
|
|
|
505
|
|
00:18:31,440 --> 00:18:31,840
|
|
哈哈
|
|
|
|
506
|
|
00:18:32,240 --> 00:18:32,600
|
|
没错
|
|
|
|
507
|
|
00:18:33,360 --> 00:18:34,720
|
|
因为我太崇拜你了
|
|
|
|
508
|
|
00:18:35,360 --> 00:18:37,160
|
|
所以给孩子改名叫笑笑
|
|
|
|
509
|
|
00:18:37,200 --> 00:18:37,920
|
|
哦，哎
|
|
|
|
510
|
|
00:18:38,160 --> 00:18:40,800
|
|
你们快来看呐！大明星万笑笑
|
|
|
|
511
|
|
00:18:40,880 --> 00:18:42,040
|
|
万笑笑
|
|
|
|
512
|
|
00:18:42,480 --> 00:18:43,560
|
|
你们好
|
|
|
|
513
|
|
00:18:44,160 --> 00:18:45,440
|
|
呃，万笑笑先生啊
|
|
|
|
514
|
|
00:18:45,920 --> 00:18:47,680
|
|
您每次演出都上税吗
|
|
|
|
515
|
|
00:18:48,800 --> 00:18:50,480
|
|
呃，你是干什么的
|
|
|
|
516
|
|
00:18:50,880 --> 00:18:51,400
|
|
你看呢
|
|
|
|
517
|
|
00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,160
|
|
呃，看不出来
|
|
|
|
518
|
|
00:18:54,000 --> 00:18:54,960
|
|
我出去吹吹风去
|
|
|
|
519
|
|
00:18:55,680 --> 00:18:55,880
|
|
好
|
|
|
|
520
|
|
00:19:01,200 --> 00:19:02,000
|
|
你是税务局的
|
|
|
|
521
|
|
00:19:02,320 --> 00:19:05,440
|
|
呃，报上说有些大明星经常逃税
|
|
|
|
522
|
|
00:19:05,760 --> 00:19:06,480
|
|
我想看看是不是真的
|
|
|
|
523
|
|
00:19:09,120 --> 00:19:12,080
|
|
你可把他吓坏了
|
|
|
|
524
|
|
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:13,520
|
|
对不起
|
|
|
|
525
|
|
00:19:18,080 --> 00:19:19,880
|
|
哎呀
|
|
|
|
526
|
|
00:19:20,000 --> 00:19:21,160
|
|
这不是大明星万笑笑
|
|
|
|
527
|
|
00:19:21,760 --> 00:19:21,920
|
|
是
|
|
|
|
528
|
|
00:19:22,160 --> 00:19:23,280
|
|
哎，太好了
|
|
|
|
529
|
|
00:19:23,280 --> 00:19:24,800
|
|
太好了！哎呀
|
|
|
|
530
|
|
00:19:24,800 --> 00:19:25,600
|
|
哎，万笑笑同志
|
|
|
|
531
|
|
00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:27,040
|
|
我可是你的崇拜者
|
|
|
|
532
|
|
00:19:27,120 --> 00:19:27,840
|
|
请你给我签个名
|
|
|
|
533
|
|
00:19:27,840 --> 00:19:28,080
|
|
好吧
|
|
|
|
534
|
|
00:19:28,240 --> 00:19:28,640
|
|
签哪儿啊
|
|
|
|
535
|
|
00:19:28,720 --> 00:19:29,440
|
|
哎，签肚皮上
|
|
|
|
536
|
|
00:19:29,520 --> 00:19:30,480
|
|
哎，这不要紧
|
|
|
|
537
|
|
00:19:30,480 --> 00:19:30,800
|
|
不要紧
|
|
|
|
538
|
|
00:19:30,880 --> 00:19:31,200
|
|
来来来
|
|
|
|
539
|
|
00:19:34,480 --> 00:19:34,960
|
|
哎哎
|
|
|
|
540
|
|
00:19:34,960 --> 00:19:35,520
|
|
嗯，别动
|
|
|
|
541
|
|
00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:38,360
|
|
哎，好
|
|
|
|
542
|
|
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:39,120
|
|
行了
|
|
|
|
543
|
|
00:19:39,280 --> 00:19:40,320
|
|
哎，万笑笑同志
|
|
|
|
544
|
|
00:19:40,960 --> 00:19:41,800
|
|
你有点晕船吧
|
|
|
|
545
|
|
00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:42,720
|
|
有点
|
|
|
|
546
|
|
00:19:43,120 --> 00:19:43,840
|
|
我那儿有晕海宁
|
|
|
|
547
|
|
00:19:44,000 --> 00:19:45,000
|
|
吃一片马上就好
|
|
|
|
548
|
|
00:19:45,120 --> 00:19:45,600
|
|
啊，走吧走吧
|
|
|
|
549
|
|
00:19:45,600 --> 00:19:46,120
|
|
不麻烦了吧
|
|
|
|
550
|
|
00:19:46,240 --> 00:19:46,880
|
|
哎，你看你看
|
|
|
|
551
|
|
00:19:47,280 --> 00:19:48,640
|
|
哎，出门靠朋友
|
|
|
|
552
|
|
00:19:48,880 --> 00:19:49,960
|
|
咱们在一条船上
|
|
|
|
553
|
|
00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,400
|
|
这叫同舟共济是吧
|
|
|
|
554
|
|
00:19:51,520 --> 00:19:52,160
|
|
啊，走吧
|
|
|
|
555
|
|
00:19:52,320 --> 00:19:53,440
|
|
走吧走吧走吧
|
|
|
|
556
|
|
00:19:53,440 --> 00:19:53,760
|
|
还客气
|
|
|
|
557
|
|
00:19:53,760 --> 00:19:54,240
|
|
哎，难得
|
|
|
|
558
|
|
00:19:54,320 --> 00:19:57,760
|
|
走走走走
|
|
|
|
559
|
|
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:57,960
|
|
好
|
|
|
|
560
|
|
00:19:59,920 --> 00:20:00,360
|
|
干什么
|
|
|
|
561
|
|
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:01,600
|
|
你们想干什么
|
|
|
|
562
|
|
00:20:03,120 --> 00:20:03,920
|
|
把箱子放下
|
|
|
|
563
|
|
00:20:03,920 --> 00:20:04,480
|
|
我放你走
|
|
|
|
564
|
|
00:20:05,360 --> 00:20:06,080
|
|
大白天抢东西
|
|
|
|
565
|
|
00:20:06,320 --> 00:20:07,080
|
|
快放我走
|
|
|
|
566
|
|
00:20:07,280 --> 00:20:08,800
|
|
要不我叫警察了
|
|
|
|
567
|
|
00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:11,400
|
|
哥们儿
|
|
|
|
568
|
|
00:20:12,160 --> 00:20:13,760
|
|
咱们都是给老板卖命的
|
|
|
|
569
|
|
00:20:14,560 --> 00:20:14,800
|
|
对吧
|
|
|
|
570
|
|
00:20:15,760 --> 00:20:17,720
|
|
哎，不过是各食其主
|
|
|
|
571
|
|
00:20:18,480 --> 00:20:18,880
|
|
痛快点
|
|
|
|
572
|
|
00:20:19,200 --> 00:20:19,760
|
|
把箱子放下
|
|
|
|
573
|
|
00:20:20,560 --> 00:20:21,080
|
|
什么老板
|
|
|
|
574
|
|
00:20:21,600 --> 00:20:23,840
|
|
这箱子是我自己的
|
|
|
|
575
|
|
00:20:23,840 --> 00:20:26,320
|
|
哎哎哎！别别别！我给你们
|
|
|
|
576
|
|
00:20:27,120 --> 00:20:27,720
|
|
给你们来
|
|
|
|
577
|
|
00:20:33,120 --> 00:20:33,200
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
578
|
|
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,280
|
|
哎！哥们儿
|
|
|
|
579
|
|
00:20:35,280 --> 00:20:36,000
|
|
你想独吞是吧
|
|
|
|
580
|
|
00:20:36,000 --> 00:20:42,440
|
|
哎呀！哎呀
|
|
|
|
581
|
|
00:21:00,000 --> 00:21:00,200
|
|
哎！哎呀
|
|
|
|
582
|
|
00:21:46,000 --> 00:21:49,240
|
|
东线码头到了
|
|
|
|
583
|
|
00:21:49,440 --> 00:21:50,400
|
|
下船的旅客
|
|
|
|
584
|
|
00:21:50,640 --> 00:21:52,320
|
|
请拿好自己的行李
|
|
|
|
585
|
|
00:21:52,640 --> 00:21:53,600
|
|
准备下船
|
|
|
|
586
|
|
00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:56,960
|
|
谁艾我弟
|
|
|
|
587
|
|
00:21:57,600 --> 00:21:58,920
|
|
来了
|
|
|
|
588
|
|
00:21:59,760 --> 00:22:00,960
|
|
来了！来了！让一下
|
|
|
|
589
|
|
00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:01,160
|
|
让一下
|
|
|
|
590
|
|
00:22:02,080 --> 00:22:02,240
|
|
让一下了！哎哎
|
|
|
|
591
|
|
00:22:02,240 --> 00:22:02,560
|
|
快快
|
|
|
|
592
|
|
00:22:02,560 --> 00:22:05,720
|
|
哎，前面的赶紧走！哎呦
|
|
|
|
593
|
|
00:22:07,200 --> 00:22:11,537
|
|
走走走！
|
|
|
|
594
|
|
00:22:11,537 --> 00:22:15,874
|
|
别别别！
|
|
|
|
595
|
|
00:22:15,874 --> 00:22:17,320
|
|
哎
|
|
|
|
596
|
|
00:22:18,800 --> 00:22:20,360
|
|
看清楚点！哎
|
|
|
|
597
|
|
00:22:22,240 --> 00:22:22,400
|
|
箱子
|
|
|
|
598
|
|
00:22:22,400 --> 00:22:27,920
|
|
箱子拿好！拿好！拿好！拿着面包
|
|
|
|
599
|
|
00:22:28,480 --> 00:22:28,800
|
|
拿着面包！哎呦
|
|
|
|
600
|
|
00:22:28,800 --> 00:22:29,680
|
|
哎呦
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601
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|
00:22:32,320 --> 00:22:34,013
|
|
谢谢！
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|
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|
602
|
|
00:22:34,013 --> 00:22:35,705
|
|
混蛋！
|
|
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|
603
|
|
00:22:35,705 --> 00:22:43,322
|
|
你坏了朱老板的大事！
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|
|
|
604
|
|
00:22:43,322 --> 00:22:48,400
|
|
朱老板查过了
|
|
|
|
605
|
|
00:22:49,200 --> 00:22:50,960
|
|
箱子是万笑笑的
|
|
|
|
606
|
|
00:22:51,840 --> 00:22:54,520
|
|
里面只有一万块钱啊！来
|
|
|
|
607
|
|
00:22:54,640 --> 00:22:54,960
|
|
请坐
|
|
|
|
608
|
|
00:22:56,160 --> 00:22:56,240
|
|
啊，好
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|
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|
609
|
|
00:22:58,080 --> 00:22:58,600
|
|
请坐呀
|
|
|
|
610
|
|
00:22:59,120 --> 00:22:59,600
|
|
啊，谢谢
|
|
|
|
611
|
|
00:23:00,480 --> 00:23:02,040
|
|
文化局找他干什么
|
|
|
|
612
|
|
00:23:02,640 --> 00:23:05,040
|
|
我们局要召开个著名演员座谈会
|
|
|
|
613
|
|
00:23:05,840 --> 00:23:07,080
|
|
啊，局长派我们来
|
|
|
|
614
|
|
00:23:07,840 --> 00:23:09,240
|
|
呃，请万笑笑同志参加
|
|
|
|
615
|
|
00:23:09,360 --> 00:23:09,720
|
|
对对
|
|
|
|
616
|
|
00:23:11,280 --> 00:23:12,800
|
|
他去外地演出去了
|
|
|
|
617
|
|
00:23:13,120 --> 00:23:14,040
|
|
今天早上刚走
|
|
|
|
618
|
|
00:23:14,480 --> 00:23:17,000
|
|
哦，能不能告诉我们他在哪儿演出
|
|
|
|
619
|
|
00:23:17,600 --> 00:23:18,520
|
|
我们可以跟他联系
|
|
|
|
620
|
|
00:23:19,120 --> 00:23:20,360
|
|
这个会很重要啊
|
|
|
|
621
|
|
00:23:20,720 --> 00:23:21,720
|
|
一定要他参加
|
|
|
|
622
|
|
00:23:23,520 --> 00:23:24,800
|
|
他去高宝师演出去了
|
|
|
|
623
|
|
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:26,280
|
|
来，请抽烟
|
|
|
|
624
|
|
00:23:26,560 --> 00:23:27,600
|
|
啊，谢谢
|
|
|
|
625
|
|
00:23:27,760 --> 00:23:29,640
|
|
不过中途要在东县下船
|
|
|
|
626
|
|
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:30,680
|
|
去看望他师傅
|
|
|
|
627
|
|
00:23:31,440 --> 00:23:31,920
|
|
哦，哎
|
|
|
|
628
|
|
00:23:32,080 --> 00:23:32,320
|
|
快走
|
|
|
|
629
|
|
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:33,400
|
|
走，哎
|
|
|
|
630
|
|
00:23:34,240 --> 00:23:35,040
|
|
看你急的
|
|
|
|
631
|
|
00:23:35,520 --> 00:23:36,440
|
|
哎，呃
|
|
|
|
632
|
|
00:23:36,880 --> 00:23:37,840
|
|
那就不打扰了
|
|
|
|
633
|
|
00:23:39,840 --> 00:23:40,600
|
|
万笑笑先生
|
|
|
|
634
|
|
00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,680
|
|
欢迎您回到故乡东县
|
|
|
|
635
|
|
00:23:43,040 --> 00:23:44,680
|
|
啊，你也认识我
|
|
|
|
636
|
|
00:23:45,280 --> 00:23:46,080
|
|
当然认识了
|
|
|
|
637
|
|
00:23:46,320 --> 00:23:47,640
|
|
您做的肥猪粉广告
|
|
|
|
638
|
|
00:23:47,680 --> 00:23:48,920
|
|
电视里天天放
|
|
|
|
639
|
|
00:23:49,600 --> 00:23:51,040
|
|
呃，那是随便玩玩
|
|
|
|
640
|
|
00:23:51,120 --> 00:23:51,920
|
|
不能算是艺术
|
|
|
|
641
|
|
00:23:52,480 --> 00:23:52,760
|
|
小姐
|
|
|
|
642
|
|
00:23:52,960 --> 00:23:53,440
|
|
有房间吗
|
|
|
|
643
|
|
00:23:54,640 --> 00:23:55,280
|
|
万笑笑先生
|
|
|
|
644
|
|
00:23:55,600 --> 00:23:56,000
|
|
这边请
|
|
|
|
645
|
|
00:23:56,000 --> 00:23:57,200
|
|
好，委屈你了
|
|
|
|
646
|
|
00:23:57,840 --> 00:23:58,400
|
|
没关系的
|
|
|
|
647
|
|
00:23:59,280 --> 00:24:00,120
|
|
反正我只住一宿
|
|
|
|
648
|
|
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:01,760
|
|
好，请谢谢
|
|
|
|
649
|
|
00:24:09,920 --> 00:24:10,320
|
|
见鬼
|
|
|
|
650
|
|
00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:11,720
|
|
密码没错啊！嗯
|
|
|
|
651
|
|
00:24:15,680 --> 00:24:24,680
|
|
嗯，请进
|
|
|
|
652
|
|
00:24:26,560 --> 00:24:27,320
|
|
呃，你是
|
|
|
|
653
|
|
00:24:27,840 --> 00:24:28,280
|
|
哎呀
|
|
|
|
654
|
|
00:24:28,320 --> 00:24:29,440
|
|
你是万笑笑先生
|
|
|
|
655
|
|
00:24:29,840 --> 00:24:30,480
|
|
久仰久仰久仰
|
|
|
|
656
|
|
00:24:30,480 --> 00:24:31,680
|
|
好，我叫肖希林
|
|
|
|
657
|
|
00:24:31,920 --> 00:24:32,880
|
|
东县电视台记者
|
|
|
|
658
|
|
00:24:33,680 --> 00:24:35,120
|
|
刚才在宾馆采访一个会议
|
|
|
|
659
|
|
00:24:35,280 --> 00:24:36,080
|
|
听说您来了
|
|
|
|
660
|
|
00:24:36,240 --> 00:24:37,120
|
|
特来拜访您呢
|
|
|
|
661
|
|
00:24:37,440 --> 00:24:37,800
|
|
对不起
|
|
|
|
662
|
|
00:24:38,640 --> 00:24:39,720
|
|
现在我不接受采访
|
|
|
|
663
|
|
00:24:40,160 --> 00:24:42,920
|
|
嗯，知道您很忙
|
|
|
|
664
|
|
00:24:43,440 --> 00:24:45,320
|
|
刚才和文化局王局长说好了
|
|
|
|
665
|
|
00:24:45,680 --> 00:24:48,160
|
|
晚上八点在汇贤楼雅座给您接风
|
|
|
|
666
|
|
00:24:48,560 --> 00:24:49,520
|
|
请您一定赏光
|
|
|
|
667
|
|
00:24:50,080 --> 00:24:51,040
|
|
晚上我倒是有空的
|
|
|
|
668
|
|
00:24:51,520 --> 00:24:52,960
|
|
啊，那就这么说定了
|
|
|
|
669
|
|
00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:54,520
|
|
三零四号房间
|
|
|
|
670
|
|
00:24:56,080 --> 00:24:56,320
|
|
你好
|
|
|
|
671
|
|
00:24:56,320 --> 00:24:56,600
|
|
小姐
|
|
|
|
672
|
|
00:24:56,800 --> 00:24:57,080
|
|
你好
|
|
|
|
673
|
|
00:24:57,600 --> 00:24:59,913
|
|
麻烦你订张明天去桃源山的汽车
|
|
|
|
674
|
|
00:24:59,923 --> 00:25:00,915
|
|
票，您去演出
|
|
|
|
675
|
|
00:25:01,515 --> 00:25:02,955
|
|
不，看我师傅去
|
|
|
|
676
|
|
00:25:03,515 --> 00:25:04,315
|
|
订明天上午的
|
|
|
|
677
|
|
00:25:04,395 --> 00:25:04,595
|
|
对
|
|
|
|
678
|
|
00:25:05,195 --> 00:25:05,875
|
|
顺便问一下
|
|
|
|
679
|
|
00:25:06,555 --> 00:25:09,115
|
|
你们存放贵重物品的储藏室保险不保险
|
|
|
|
680
|
|
00:25:09,515 --> 00:25:11,675
|
|
我们的储藏室是在公安局挂过号的
|
|
|
|
681
|
|
00:25:11,755 --> 00:25:12,395
|
|
绝对保险
|
|
|
|
682
|
|
00:25:12,395 --> 00:25:14,955
|
|
好，我的箱子存放两天吧
|
|
|
|
683
|
|
00:25:15,275 --> 00:25:15,995
|
|
您放心好了
|
|
|
|
684
|
|
00:25:16,075 --> 00:25:16,235
|
|
好
|
|
|
|
685
|
|
00:25:18,955 --> 00:25:19,515
|
|
给您孩子
|
|
|
|
686
|
|
00:25:25,195 --> 00:25:26,115
|
|
这是给谁寄的
|
|
|
|
687
|
|
00:25:26,155 --> 00:25:26,795
|
|
万笑笑同志
|
|
|
|
688
|
|
00:25:26,795 --> 00:25:27,275
|
|
我妈妈
|
|
|
|
689
|
|
00:25:27,915 --> 00:25:28,915
|
|
万家镇离这不远
|
|
|
|
690
|
|
00:25:29,035 --> 00:25:30,035
|
|
干嘛不自己送去
|
|
|
|
691
|
|
00:25:30,075 --> 00:25:30,475
|
|
我太忙
|
|
|
|
692
|
|
00:25:30,475 --> 00:25:30,995
|
|
没时间去
|
|
|
|
693
|
|
00:25:32,075 --> 00:25:32,275
|
|
好
|
|
|
|
694
|
|
00:25:34,235 --> 00:25:34,555
|
|
李将军
|
|
|
|
695
|
|
00:25:35,035 --> 00:25:35,275
|
|
慢点
|
|
|
|
696
|
|
00:25:35,275 --> 00:25:36,435
|
|
还是家乡酒好喝呀
|
|
|
|
697
|
|
00:25:36,715 --> 00:25:37,915
|
|
我还能喝一瓶海量
|
|
|
|
698
|
|
00:25:38,075 --> 00:25:38,795
|
|
真是海量
|
|
|
|
699
|
|
00:25:38,795 --> 00:25:41,555
|
|
啊，万先生坐好
|
|
|
|
700
|
|
00:25:41,675 --> 00:25:42,235
|
|
谢谢万局长
|
|
|
|
701
|
|
00:25:42,315 --> 00:25:42,715
|
|
哎哎
|
|
|
|
702
|
|
00:25:43,035 --> 00:25:43,755
|
|
演出的事儿
|
|
|
|
703
|
|
00:25:43,755 --> 00:25:44,715
|
|
请您多关照了啊
|
|
|
|
704
|
|
00:25:44,715 --> 00:25:45,315
|
|
多关照吧
|
|
|
|
705
|
|
00:25:45,515 --> 00:25:45,835
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
706
|
|
00:25:46,075 --> 00:25:46,715
|
|
送送万先生
|
|
|
|
707
|
|
00:25:46,795 --> 00:25:47,515
|
|
好，送送送送
|
|
|
|
708
|
|
00:25:48,395 --> 00:25:48,555
|
|
好好
|
|
|
|
709
|
|
00:25:48,795 --> 00:25:49,915
|
|
再见
|
|
|
|
710
|
|
00:25:49,915 --> 00:25:52,395
|
|
慢走
|
|
|
|
711
|
|
00:25:52,395 --> 00:25:52,555
|
|
再见
|
|
|
|
712
|
|
00:25:53,755 --> 00:25:54,875
|
|
慢走
|
|
|
|
713
|
|
00:25:55,435 --> 00:25:55,755
|
|
万先生
|
|
|
|
714
|
|
00:25:56,475 --> 00:25:57,595
|
|
刚才答应王局长的事儿
|
|
|
|
715
|
|
00:25:57,675 --> 00:25:58,235
|
|
您别忘了
|
|
|
|
716
|
|
00:25:58,715 --> 00:25:59,315
|
|
忘不了
|
|
|
|
717
|
|
00:26:00,395 --> 00:26:01,195
|
|
什么事儿
|
|
|
|
718
|
|
00:26:02,475 --> 00:26:05,235
|
|
为家乡人民演出一场啊！我答应了吗
|
|
|
|
719
|
|
00:26:05,595 --> 00:26:07,115
|
|
啊！你答应了
|
|
|
|
720
|
|
00:26:07,115 --> 00:26:08,915
|
|
啊！王局长还让我问你
|
|
|
|
721
|
|
00:26:09,115 --> 00:26:10,635
|
|
给你多少报纸合适啊
|
|
|
|
722
|
|
00:26:10,635 --> 00:26:11,675
|
|
呃，嗯
|
|
|
|
723
|
|
00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:15,195
|
|
两百块
|
|
|
|
724
|
|
00:26:15,195 --> 00:26:17,155
|
|
嗯，两千块
|
|
|
|
725
|
|
00:26:17,675 --> 00:26:20,755
|
|
不，两万块
|
|
|
|
726
|
|
00:26:21,195 --> 00:26:21,395
|
|
对
|
|
|
|
727
|
|
00:26:23,995 --> 00:26:24,235
|
|
怎么了
|
|
|
|
728
|
|
00:26:24,235 --> 00:26:24,555
|
|
小沈
|
|
|
|
729
|
|
00:26:25,035 --> 00:26:26,035
|
|
差点撞了一条狗
|
|
|
|
730
|
|
00:26:29,275 --> 00:26:29,675
|
|
万先生
|
|
|
|
731
|
|
00:26:30,635 --> 00:26:39,635
|
|
你这可是为家乡人民演出啊！
|
|
|
|
732
|
|
00:26:39,841 --> 00:26:44,444
|
|
嗯嗯嗯嗯啊啊！
|
|
|
|
733
|
|
00:26:44,444 --> 00:26:47,512
|
|
二位好啊！
|
|
|
|
734
|
|
00:26:47,512 --> 00:26:52,115
|
|
我们住在一起
|
|
|
|
735
|
|
00:26:52,795 --> 00:26:53,515
|
|
那就是朋友了
|
|
|
|
736
|
|
00:26:53,915 --> 00:26:54,515
|
|
是的啊
|
|
|
|
737
|
|
00:26:55,915 --> 00:26:57,315
|
|
我们等你好久
|
|
|
|
738
|
|
00:26:57,355 --> 00:26:57,835
|
|
哦哦
|
|
|
|
739
|
|
00:26:58,075 --> 00:26:58,635
|
|
呃，抽烟吧
|
|
|
|
740
|
|
00:26:59,915 --> 00:27:01,515
|
|
你还认识我吗
|
|
|
|
741
|
|
00:27:01,595 --> 00:27:03,435
|
|
啊，记不得了
|
|
|
|
742
|
|
00:27:04,635 --> 00:27:05,475
|
|
天王盖地虎
|
|
|
|
743
|
|
00:27:05,995 --> 00:27:06,715
|
|
宝塔镇河妖
|
|
|
|
744
|
|
00:27:07,355 --> 00:27:08,995
|
|
嗯，想起来了哇
|
|
|
|
745
|
|
00:27:09,355 --> 00:27:12,315
|
|
啊啊啊！对对对对对
|
|
|
|
746
|
|
00:27:12,315 --> 00:27:13,435
|
|
呃，在码头上
|
|
|
|
747
|
|
00:27:13,835 --> 00:27:14,955
|
|
你给我唱过样板戏
|
|
|
|
748
|
|
00:27:15,835 --> 00:27:16,555
|
|
你唱错了
|
|
|
|
749
|
|
00:27:16,555 --> 00:27:17,515
|
|
还说我错了
|
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750
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00:27:19,355 --> 00:27:19,755
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万笑笑
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751
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00:27:20,155 --> 00:27:21,315
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那这密码箱在哪
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752
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00:27:21,515 --> 00:27:22,195
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在哪了
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753
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00:27:22,475 --> 00:27:23,955
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啊！你们怎么都对箱子感兴趣
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754
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00:27:24,555 --> 00:27:26,115
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快说！那这箱子在哪
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755
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00:27:26,555 --> 00:27:27,035
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在哪
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756
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00:27:27,115 --> 00:27:27,835
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快说啊！呃
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757
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00:27:27,995 --> 00:27:29,995
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快说！在在哪
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758
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00:27:30,315 --> 00:27:30,635
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啊啊
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759
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00:27:30,715 --> 00:27:30,955
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在哪
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760
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00:27:30,955 --> 00:27:31,795
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在啊！呃
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761
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00:27:32,475 --> 00:27:33,515
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我不告诉你
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762
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00:27:33,835 --> 00:27:39,995
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妈的！你这是干什么呢
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763
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00:27:39,995 --> 00:27:42,355
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哎，万笑笑先生
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764
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00:27:42,635 --> 00:27:44,315
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你无意中拿走了我们的箱子
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765
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00:27:44,875 --> 00:27:45,395
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什么
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766
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00:27:45,835 --> 00:27:46,875
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那箱子是我们的
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767
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00:27:46,875 --> 00:27:48,555
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别逗了！哎哎
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768
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00:27:48,555 --> 00:27:49,595
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万先生
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769
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00:27:49,755 --> 00:27:50,795
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呃，万先生
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770
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00:27:52,155 --> 00:27:52,355
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嗯
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771
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00:27:54,155 --> 00:27:57,595
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你哎！你你你干嘛呀
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772
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00:27:58,715 --> 00:27:59,635
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我干嘛呀
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773
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00:27:59,755 --> 00:28:04,555
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你你你你别下来！下来！我师兄
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774
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00:28:05,835 --> 00:28:09,955
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你别敬酒不吃吃罚酒！有你就按酒垫底
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775
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00:28:11,275 --> 00:28:14,275
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我什么样的酒都能对付来
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776
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00:28:14,635 --> 00:28:15,755
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让他醒醒酒过来
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777
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00:28:18,715 --> 00:28:23,355
|
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你！哎啊！还打！哎啊！你你干嘛打人呢
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778
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00:28:23,755 --> 00:28:25,635
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让你行！快说！你箱子在哪
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779
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00:28:25,755 --> 00:28:26,795
|
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说！我不知道
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780
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|
00:28:27,115 --> 00:28:29,715
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说！快说！你箱子在哪
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781
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00:28:30,235 --> 00:28:31,235
|
|
快说！我不知道
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782
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00:28:31,515 --> 00:28:33,115
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你你打我干什么
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783
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00:28:33,435 --> 00:28:39,675
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这哎哎！你往里打！这我操！你看清楚！哎呦！你打我干什么
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784
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00:28:39,675 --> 00:28:40,897
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你这王八蛋！
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785
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00:28:40,897 --> 00:28:41,631
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|
别打了！
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786
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00:28:41,631 --> 00:28:41,875
|
|
哎！
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787
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00:28:41,875 --> 00:28:42,853
|
|
这王八蛋！
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788
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00:28:42,853 --> 00:28:43,586
|
|
他打人！
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789
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|
00:28:43,586 --> 00:28:45,053
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我让你耍滑头！
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790
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00:28:45,053 --> 00:28:46,764
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我让你尝尝厉害！
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791
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|
00:28:46,764 --> 00:28:47,497
|
|
说说你！
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792
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|
00:28:47,497 --> 00:28:47,742
|
|
啊！
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793
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|
00:28:47,742 --> 00:28:48,720
|
|
我真的……啊！
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794
|
|
00:28:48,720 --> 00:28:48,964
|
|
啊！
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795
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|
00:28:48,964 --> 00:28:49,697
|
|
兄弟啊！
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796
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|
00:28:49,697 --> 00:28:50,675
|
|
不好吃吗
|
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797
|
|
00:29:59,915 --> 00:30:08,595
|
|
你坐这儿
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798
|
|
00:30:10,475 --> 00:30:11,755
|
|
小朋友
|
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|
799
|
|
00:30:12,875 --> 00:30:13,835
|
|
这骨灰盒是谁呀
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|
800
|
|
00:30:15,835 --> 00:30:17,955
|
|
这是我妈妈
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801
|
|
00:30:20,235 --> 00:30:22,635
|
|
这孩子的爸爸早就去世了
|
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|
802
|
|
00:30:23,115 --> 00:30:23,635
|
|
现在呀
|
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|
|
803
|
|
00:30:23,835 --> 00:30:24,875
|
|
是去给他妈妈安葬的
|
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|
804
|
|
00:30:33,755 --> 00:30:34,515
|
|
要开车了
|
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|
805
|
|
00:30:34,955 --> 00:30:35,995
|
|
请大家坐好
|
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|
806
|
|
00:30:35,995 --> 00:30:36,235
|
|
哎，同志
|
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|
807
|
|
00:30:36,235 --> 00:30:36,715
|
|
哎，等等
|
|
|
|
808
|
|
00:30:36,875 --> 00:30:37,275
|
|
我下去
|
|
|
|
809
|
|
00:30:37,755 --> 00:30:38,555
|
|
啊！对不起
|
|
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|
810
|
|
00:30:57,275 --> 00:31:03,915
|
|
妈！妈！笑笑！啊！妈！真是笑笑！你
|
|
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|
811
|
|
00:31:04,075 --> 00:31:04,275
|
|
吗
|
|
|
|
812
|
|
00:31:04,875 --> 00:31:05,075
|
|
我好
|
|
|
|
813
|
|
00:31:05,355 --> 00:31:05,555
|
|
好
|
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|
814
|
|
00:31:06,315 --> 00:31:07,875
|
|
妈，孩儿不孝
|
|
|
|
815
|
|
00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:10,075
|
|
两年都没回家看你了
|
|
|
|
816
|
|
00:31:12,395 --> 00:31:14,315
|
|
妈妈真是想你呀
|
|
|
|
817
|
|
00:31:15,755 --> 00:31:16,475
|
|
坐坐坐
|
|
|
|
818
|
|
00:31:17,355 --> 00:31:18,835
|
|
妈，您坐吧
|
|
|
|
819
|
|
00:31:19,035 --> 00:31:19,195
|
|
坐
|
|
|
|
820
|
|
00:31:20,075 --> 00:31:20,235
|
|
您坐
|
|
|
|
821
|
|
00:31:20,235 --> 00:31:21,555
|
|
我给你弄点儿点心吃
|
|
|
|
822
|
|
00:31:30,155 --> 00:31:31,035
|
|
妈，我来吧
|
|
|
|
823
|
|
00:31:31,195 --> 00:31:31,675
|
|
不不不
|
|
|
|
824
|
|
00:31:31,995 --> 00:31:32,515
|
|
你别动
|
|
|
|
825
|
|
00:31:32,955 --> 00:31:33,955
|
|
我难得照顾你
|
|
|
|
826
|
|
00:31:34,555 --> 00:31:34,715
|
|
啊
|
|
|
|
827
|
|
00:31:36,315 --> 00:31:37,355
|
|
这个水布蛋里啊
|
|
|
|
828
|
|
00:31:37,515 --> 00:31:38,435
|
|
我放了一点盐
|
|
|
|
829
|
|
00:31:39,195 --> 00:31:40,995
|
|
你从小就喜欢这个吃法
|
|
|
|
830
|
|
00:31:41,435 --> 00:31:41,915
|
|
您还记得
|
|
|
|
831
|
|
00:31:42,715 --> 00:31:43,955
|
|
你活到一百岁
|
|
|
|
832
|
|
00:31:44,475 --> 00:31:45,715
|
|
也还是我的儿子
|
|
|
|
833
|
|
00:31:48,555 --> 00:31:50,675
|
|
妈，这是给您的人参
|
|
|
|
834
|
|
00:31:51,195 --> 00:31:51,635
|
|
营养品
|
|
|
|
835
|
|
00:31:52,315 --> 00:31:52,955
|
|
补补身子
|
|
|
|
836
|
|
00:31:53,675 --> 00:31:54,795
|
|
我不要这些个
|
|
|
|
837
|
|
00:31:55,195 --> 00:31:55,955
|
|
那你要什么说吧
|
|
|
|
838
|
|
00:31:57,755 --> 00:32:02,035
|
|
我只要你能够常常回家来看看妈妈
|
|
|
|
839
|
|
00:32:02,875 --> 00:32:03,915
|
|
我保证以后经常回来
|
|
|
|
840
|
|
00:32:04,715 --> 00:32:05,675
|
|
妈需要钱不
|
|
|
|
841
|
|
00:32:06,635 --> 00:32:07,355
|
|
哦，不不不不
|
|
|
|
842
|
|
00:32:07,675 --> 00:32:07,875
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
843
|
|
00:32:16,235 --> 00:32:18,355
|
|
你寄来的钱我都放在这儿了
|
|
|
|
844
|
|
00:32:19,435 --> 00:32:20,235
|
|
您干嘛不用呢
|
|
|
|
845
|
|
00:32:21,195 --> 00:32:22,515
|
|
我想把它存起来
|
|
|
|
846
|
|
00:32:23,035 --> 00:32:25,315
|
|
将来把这个老房子给翻修一下
|
|
|
|
847
|
|
00:32:25,915 --> 00:32:26,595
|
|
你老了
|
|
|
|
848
|
|
00:32:26,795 --> 00:32:28,115
|
|
还是回到这儿来住
|
|
|
|
849
|
|
00:32:28,875 --> 00:32:29,475
|
|
吃吃吃
|
|
|
|
850
|
|
00:32:30,075 --> 00:32:30,275
|
|
嘘
|
|
|
|
851
|
|
00:32:33,515 --> 00:32:33,715
|
|
妈
|
|
|
|
852
|
|
00:32:33,995 --> 00:32:34,995
|
|
万笑笑住这儿吗
|
|
|
|
853
|
|
00:32:35,355 --> 00:32:35,555
|
|
啊
|
|
|
|
854
|
|
00:32:36,235 --> 00:32:38,435
|
|
听不见
|
|
|
|
855
|
|
00:32:38,875 --> 00:32:39,435
|
|
一年级啊
|
|
|
|
856
|
|
00:32:39,995 --> 00:32:40,555
|
|
听不见
|
|
|
|
857
|
|
00:32:41,355 --> 00:32:41,555
|
|
妈
|
|
|
|
858
|
|
00:32:42,315 --> 00:32:46,475
|
|
叫万笑笑
|
|
|
|
859
|
|
00:32:46,715 --> 00:32:47,835
|
|
听不见
|
|
|
|
860
|
|
00:32:49,515 --> 00:32:50,315
|
|
妈，我得走了
|
|
|
|
861
|
|
00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:51,915
|
|
你怎么刚回来就走啊
|
|
|
|
862
|
|
00:32:52,395 --> 00:32:53,035
|
|
有人在追我
|
|
|
|
863
|
|
00:32:53,435 --> 00:32:54,195
|
|
你犯法了
|
|
|
|
864
|
|
00:32:54,955 --> 00:32:55,675
|
|
一时说不清楚
|
|
|
|
865
|
|
00:32:56,315 --> 00:32:57,355
|
|
妈，我从后门走了
|
|
|
|
866
|
|
00:32:57,515 --> 00:32:57,915
|
|
有人问我
|
|
|
|
867
|
|
00:32:58,155 --> 00:32:58,795
|
|
就说没回来过
|
|
|
|
868
|
|
00:32:59,195 --> 00:32:59,435
|
|
哎呦
|
|
|
|
869
|
|
00:32:59,435 --> 00:32:59,955
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
870
|
|
00:33:01,515 --> 00:33:01,995
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
871
|
|
00:33:06,635 --> 00:33:15,635
|
|
快，追！
|
|
|
|
872
|
|
00:33:16,635 --> 00:33:25,635
|
|
有吗
|
|
|
|
873
|
|
00:33:27,035 --> 00:33:27,475
|
|
没见着
|
|
|
|
874
|
|
00:33:27,835 --> 00:33:27,995
|
|
那边
|
|
|
|
875
|
|
00:33:28,395 --> 00:33:28,475
|
|
好
|
|
|
|
876
|
|
00:33:35,115 --> 00:33:35,275
|
|
哪
|
|
|
|
877
|
|
00:33:35,275 --> 00:33:37,915
|
|
哎，在这儿
|
|
|
|
878
|
|
00:33:42,155 --> 00:33:46,315
|
|
哎呀！哎！你那边
|
|
|
|
879
|
|
00:33:46,315 --> 00:33:47,675
|
|
哎，在这儿！好
|
|
|
|
880
|
|
00:33:48,955 --> 00:33:51,115
|
|
哎去！
|
|
|
|
881
|
|
00:33:51,115 --> 00:33:52,195
|
|
哎！
|
|
|
|
882
|
|
00:33:52,195 --> 00:33:53,275
|
|
啊！
|
|
|
|
883
|
|
00:33:53,275 --> 00:33:55,435
|
|
哎呀！
|
|
|
|
884
|
|
00:33:55,435 --> 00:33:57,595
|
|
哎呀！
|
|
|
|
885
|
|
00:33:57,595 --> 00:33:58,675
|
|
哎！
|
|
|
|
886
|
|
00:33:58,675 --> 00:34:00,835
|
|
哎呀！
|
|
|
|
887
|
|
00:34:00,835 --> 00:34:01,915
|
|
去！
|
|
|
|
888
|
|
00:34:01,915 --> 00:34:04,075
|
|
哎呀
|
|
|
|
889
|
|
00:34:04,235 --> 00:34:04,475
|
|
外乡友
|
|
|
|
890
|
|
00:34:05,115 --> 00:34:05,995
|
|
你他妈有种下来
|
|
|
|
891
|
|
00:34:59,915 --> 00:35:08,915
|
|
救命！
|
|
|
|
892
|
|
00:35:08,998 --> 00:35:17,998
|
|
大 boss 救我呀你！
|
|
|
|
893
|
|
00:35:49,872 --> 00:35:58,872
|
|
小子
|
|
|
|
894
|
|
00:35:58,955 --> 00:36:00,875
|
|
这是正当防卫！哎呀！哎呀
|
|
|
|
895
|
|
00:36:01,195 --> 00:36:02,435
|
|
妈呀！来
|
|
|
|
896
|
|
00:36:04,795 --> 00:36:04,875
|
|
起来
|
|
|
|
897
|
|
00:36:05,195 --> 00:36:06,475
|
|
说，东西在哪里
|
|
|
|
898
|
|
00:36:07,275 --> 00:36:08,715
|
|
快说！不知道
|
|
|
|
899
|
|
00:36:08,875 --> 00:36:09,515
|
|
有密码箱吗
|
|
|
|
900
|
|
00:36:09,515 --> 00:36:09,755
|
|
没有
|
|
|
|
901
|
|
00:36:10,075 --> 00:36:11,275
|
|
东西到底藏在什么地方
|
|
|
|
902
|
|
00:36:12,395 --> 00:36:13,075
|
|
一个地方
|
|
|
|
903
|
|
00:36:13,275 --> 00:36:13,595
|
|
什么地方
|
|
|
|
904
|
|
00:36:14,555 --> 00:36:15,475
|
|
妈的！哎
|
|
|
|
905
|
|
00:36:17,355 --> 00:36:18,115
|
|
别动弹了
|
|
|
|
906
|
|
00:36:18,475 --> 00:36:23,275
|
|
不然我就把你的耳朵给割下来！听见没有
|
|
|
|
907
|
|
00:36:23,435 --> 00:36:24,515
|
|
我要说了！说
|
|
|
|
908
|
|
00:36:25,275 --> 00:36:25,995
|
|
东山宾馆
|
|
|
|
909
|
|
00:36:26,395 --> 00:36:27,715
|
|
你要是敢骗我的话
|
|
|
|
910
|
|
00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:30,395
|
|
祖师爷我饶不了你！我没骗你
|
|
|
|
911
|
|
00:36:30,395 --> 00:36:30,635
|
|
听见没有
|
|
|
|
912
|
|
00:36:30,875 --> 00:36:31,195
|
|
真的
|
|
|
|
913
|
|
00:36:31,755 --> 00:36:32,395
|
|
没骗你
|
|
|
|
914
|
|
00:36:34,475 --> 00:36:35,355
|
|
路上你要是瞎叫
|
|
|
|
915
|
|
00:36:35,355 --> 00:36:35,995
|
|
我们就宰了你
|
|
|
|
916
|
|
00:36:36,715 --> 00:36:37,035
|
|
听见没有
|
|
|
|
917
|
|
00:36:37,035 --> 00:36:38,760
|
|
快！
|
|
|
|
918
|
|
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:47,760
|
|
你他妈快点走！
|
|
|
|
919
|
|
00:36:49,106 --> 00:36:52,555
|
|
哎呦
|
|
|
|
920
|
|
00:36:52,555 --> 00:36:53,955
|
|
呦！哎
|
|
|
|
921
|
|
00:36:54,155 --> 00:36:54,635
|
|
你叫什么呀
|
|
|
|
922
|
|
00:36:55,595 --> 00:36:56,315
|
|
肚子疼死了
|
|
|
|
923
|
|
00:36:56,315 --> 00:36:56,875
|
|
憋不住了
|
|
|
|
924
|
|
00:36:56,955 --> 00:36:58,395
|
|
哎，你怎么那么多事儿啊
|
|
|
|
925
|
|
00:36:58,795 --> 00:36:59,555
|
|
我想方便
|
|
|
|
926
|
|
00:37:00,075 --> 00:37:02,835
|
|
哎，不行不行不行！快走！啊
|
|
|
|
927
|
|
00:37:03,355 --> 00:37:04,715
|
|
好，走走走走吧
|
|
|
|
928
|
|
00:37:04,715 --> 00:37:05,195
|
|
哎，这里边
|
|
|
|
929
|
|
00:37:05,915 --> 00:37:07,675
|
|
快点啊！哎
|
|
|
|
930
|
|
00:37:08,075 --> 00:37:09,195
|
|
啊，盯着点
|
|
|
|
931
|
|
00:37:12,315 --> 00:37:12,395
|
|
啊！哎
|
|
|
|
932
|
|
00:37:12,395 --> 00:37:12,715
|
|
就在这儿
|
|
|
|
933
|
|
00:37:14,315 --> 00:37:14,595
|
|
对不起
|
|
|
|
934
|
|
00:37:16,075 --> 00:37:16,955
|
|
帮我解解裤子
|
|
|
|
935
|
|
00:37:17,595 --> 00:37:18,715
|
|
滚你的蛋！哎
|
|
|
|
936
|
|
00:37:18,955 --> 00:37:19,275
|
|
自己解
|
|
|
|
937
|
|
00:37:19,515 --> 00:37:21,555
|
|
这，我
|
|
|
|
938
|
|
00:37:22,315 --> 00:37:24,315
|
|
你小子别跟我耍滑头！我告诉你啊
|
|
|
|
939
|
|
00:37:25,035 --> 00:37:28,955
|
|
啊，好了
|
|
|
|
940
|
|
00:37:29,115 --> 00:37:29,715
|
|
拉吧
|
|
|
|
941
|
|
00:37:29,995 --> 00:37:31,235
|
|
哎，在这种时候
|
|
|
|
942
|
|
00:37:32,315 --> 00:37:33,955
|
|
我我不欢迎别人观摩
|
|
|
|
943
|
|
00:37:34,795 --> 00:37:36,195
|
|
你怎么那么多事儿啊
|
|
|
|
944
|
|
00:37:36,955 --> 00:37:37,315
|
|
请吧
|
|
|
|
945
|
|
00:37:38,955 --> 00:37:43,695
|
|
快点啊！
|
|
|
|
946
|
|
00:37:43,695 --> 00:37:51,595
|
|
哎哎哎哎哎
|
|
|
|
947
|
|
00:37:52,075 --> 00:37:54,715
|
|
别拉呀！再拉我怎么方便呢
|
|
|
|
948
|
|
00:37:54,715 --> 00:38:01,755
|
|
啊！松松松松松！哎啊
|
|
|
|
949
|
|
00:38:09,355 --> 00:38:09,946
|
|
啊！
|
|
|
|
950
|
|
00:38:09,946 --> 00:38:10,536
|
|
不！
|
|
|
|
951
|
|
00:38:10,536 --> 00:38:11,126
|
|
啊！
|
|
|
|
952
|
|
00:38:11,126 --> 00:38:15,849
|
|
这他妈小子他跑了！
|
|
|
|
953
|
|
00:38:15,849 --> 00:38:17,030
|
|
快追！
|
|
|
|
954
|
|
00:38:17,030 --> 00:38:18,210
|
|
哎哎！
|
|
|
|
955
|
|
00:38:18,210 --> 00:38:19,981
|
|
快快快！
|
|
|
|
956
|
|
00:38:19,981 --> 00:38:24,114
|
|
就就就他们两个！
|
|
|
|
957
|
|
00:38:24,114 --> 00:38:26,475
|
|
破坏三厂
|
|
|
|
958
|
|
00:38:26,475 --> 00:38:27,395
|
|
把我们三厂弄得一塌
|
|
|
|
959
|
|
00:38:27,435 --> 00:38:29,115
|
|
哎哎哎！各位师傅别误会
|
|
|
|
960
|
|
00:38:29,115 --> 00:38:29,355
|
|
好吧
|
|
|
|
961
|
|
00:38:29,755 --> 00:38:30,555
|
|
哎，走吧走吧走吧
|
|
|
|
962
|
|
00:38:30,555 --> 00:38:31,075
|
|
跟我们去一趟
|
|
|
|
963
|
|
00:38:31,115 --> 00:38:31,355
|
|
哎，不是
|
|
|
|
964
|
|
00:38:31,675 --> 00:38:33,835
|
|
您不能听他胡说呀！明明看的就是你们两个
|
|
|
|
965
|
|
00:38:33,835 --> 00:38:34,475
|
|
谁他妈破坏了
|
|
|
|
966
|
|
00:38:34,475 --> 00:38:36,235
|
|
走走走走走！哎
|
|
|
|
967
|
|
00:38:37,355 --> 00:38:38,995
|
|
师傅
|
|
|
|
968
|
|
00:38:39,595 --> 00:38:45,795
|
|
别听我说！我他妈就没破坏三厂！停车！哎
|
|
|
|
969
|
|
00:38:46,075 --> 00:38:50,715
|
|
师傅！哎哎！师傅师傅干什么
|
|
|
|
970
|
|
00:38:51,355 --> 00:38:51,995
|
|
哎，帮个忙
|
|
|
|
971
|
|
00:38:52,075 --> 00:38:52,595
|
|
我想搭个车
|
|
|
|
972
|
|
00:38:52,875 --> 00:38:53,035
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
973
|
|
00:38:54,555 --> 00:38:56,635
|
|
哎哎！快上来吧！哎
|
|
|
|
974
|
|
00:38:56,715 --> 00:38:56,875
|
|
好
|
|
|
|
975
|
|
00:39:00,875 --> 00:39:01,995
|
|
谢谢了
|
|
|
|
976
|
|
00:39:03,515 --> 00:39:05,275
|
|
我一眼就认出你是大明星万笑笑
|
|
|
|
977
|
|
00:39:05,995 --> 00:39:06,955
|
|
我常看你的演出啊
|
|
|
|
978
|
|
00:39:07,515 --> 00:39:07,755
|
|
是吗
|
|
|
|
979
|
|
00:39:08,075 --> 00:39:08,475
|
|
演的太棒了
|
|
|
|
980
|
|
00:39:08,795 --> 00:39:09,355
|
|
可惜我不是
|
|
|
|
981
|
|
00:39:09,355 --> 00:39:13,035
|
|
啊，长得太像
|
|
|
|
982
|
|
00:39:14,875 --> 00:39:15,155
|
|
是啊
|
|
|
|
983
|
|
00:39:15,915 --> 00:39:16,555
|
|
这种天才啊
|
|
|
|
984
|
|
00:39:17,115 --> 00:39:18,395
|
|
中国几百年也出不了一个
|
|
|
|
985
|
|
00:39:19,755 --> 00:39:21,035
|
|
师傅去不去桃源山
|
|
|
|
986
|
|
00:39:21,595 --> 00:39:21,835
|
|
不去
|
|
|
|
987
|
|
00:39:22,555 --> 00:39:23,435
|
|
不过我可以送你一段
|
|
|
|
988
|
|
00:39:24,075 --> 00:39:24,355
|
|
谢谢
|
|
|
|
989
|
|
00:39:32,235 --> 00:39:33,195
|
|
师傅抽支烟吧
|
|
|
|
990
|
|
00:39:33,195 --> 00:39:35,475
|
|
啊，谢谢
|
|
|
|
991
|
|
00:40:03,915 --> 00:40:08,675
|
|
！停车！停车！停车！哎！停车！停车！前面在拍电视剧
|
|
|
|
992
|
|
00:40:08,955 --> 00:40:09,195
|
|
干什么
|
|
|
|
993
|
|
00:40:09,835 --> 00:40:10,435
|
|
在拍电视剧
|
|
|
|
994
|
|
00:40:11,435 --> 00:40:12,955
|
|
拍电视也不能影响交通啊！哎
|
|
|
|
995
|
|
00:40:12,955 --> 00:40:13,675
|
|
让你停就停吧
|
|
|
|
996
|
|
00:40:13,675 --> 00:40:14,315
|
|
公安局同意的
|
|
|
|
997
|
|
00:40:14,475 --> 00:40:14,795
|
|
师傅
|
|
|
|
998
|
|
00:40:15,195 --> 00:40:15,755
|
|
出什么事儿了
|
|
|
|
999
|
|
00:40:16,235 --> 00:40:17,275
|
|
拍电视的
|
|
|
|
1000
|
|
00:40:17,275 --> 00:40:18,315
|
|
啊！好了
|
|
|
|
1001
|
|
00:40:19,195 --> 00:40:19,515
|
|
对不起
|
|
|
|
1002
|
|
00:40:19,995 --> 00:40:21,195
|
|
我要拐弯了
|
|
|
|
1003
|
|
00:40:21,195 --> 00:40:22,235
|
|
啊！陶然山啊
|
|
|
|
1004
|
|
00:40:22,635 --> 00:40:24,075
|
|
这里过去一拐弯就到了
|
|
|
|
1005
|
|
00:40:24,315 --> 00:40:25,115
|
|
啊！师傅
|
|
|
|
1006
|
|
00:40:25,275 --> 00:40:25,915
|
|
买盒烟抽吧
|
|
|
|
1007
|
|
00:40:26,475 --> 00:40:28,795
|
|
哎，我看你长得像万笑笑才带你的
|
|
|
|
1008
|
|
00:40:29,595 --> 00:40:30,995
|
|
你你这不是看不起我吗
|
|
|
|
1009
|
|
00:40:31,435 --> 00:40:31,755
|
|
啊哈！再见
|
|
|
|
1010
|
|
00:40:34,155 --> 00:40:34,475
|
|
走好
|
|
|
|
1011
|
|
00:40:34,875 --> 00:40:39,595
|
|
啊！万笑笑老师啊！啊！我们导演找你找的好苦啊！是吗
|
|
|
|
1012
|
|
00:40:40,075 --> 00:40:40,635
|
|
哪个导演
|
|
|
|
1013
|
|
00:40:40,875 --> 00:40:45,715
|
|
于导演啊！等你拍戏呢！还不行呢！别磨蹭了！我这有事
|
|
|
|
1014
|
|
00:40:45,835 --> 00:40:47,275
|
|
有事！快点啊！走吧
|
|
|
|
1015
|
|
00:40:47,275 --> 00:40:47,595
|
|
万老师
|
|
|
|
1016
|
|
00:40:47,595 --> 00:40:48,395
|
|
真是万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1017
|
|
00:40:49,355 --> 00:40:50,835
|
|
真是真人不露相
|
|
|
|
1018
|
|
00:40:51,755 --> 00:40:54,675
|
|
哎，我可见到万笑笑了
|
|
|
|
1019
|
|
00:40:57,515 --> 00:40:58,235
|
|
这个角色呢
|
|
|
|
1020
|
|
00:40:58,395 --> 00:40:59,035
|
|
非您莫属
|
|
|
|
1021
|
|
00:40:59,915 --> 00:41:03,755
|
|
不，不行啊！那不行！帮帮忙！二十个镜头算一部戏
|
|
|
|
1022
|
|
00:41:03,755 --> 00:41:04,195
|
|
好吧
|
|
|
|
1023
|
|
00:41:04,555 --> 00:41:05,435
|
|
酬金一千元
|
|
|
|
1024
|
|
00:41:05,835 --> 00:41:06,155
|
|
怎么样
|
|
|
|
1025
|
|
00:41:08,315 --> 00:41:08,875
|
|
什么角色
|
|
|
|
1026
|
|
00:41:09,195 --> 00:41:09,795
|
|
糊涂县官
|
|
|
|
1027
|
|
00:41:10,315 --> 00:41:10,555
|
|
好吧
|
|
|
|
1028
|
|
00:41:10,715 --> 00:41:11,195
|
|
给我看个剧本
|
|
|
|
1029
|
|
00:41:11,435 --> 00:41:12,875
|
|
嗨，您是大明星了
|
|
|
|
1030
|
|
00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:14,955
|
|
还看什么剧本呢
|
|
|
|
1031
|
|
00:41:14,955 --> 00:41:15,675
|
|
哎，导演
|
|
|
|
1032
|
|
00:41:15,675 --> 00:41:16,075
|
|
来来来
|
|
|
|
1033
|
|
00:41:16,075 --> 00:41:17,595
|
|
下来下来下来下来啊！嗯
|
|
|
|
1034
|
|
00:41:18,475 --> 00:41:18,715
|
|
导演
|
|
|
|
1035
|
|
00:41:18,955 --> 00:41:19,595
|
|
你这个角色呢
|
|
|
|
1036
|
|
00:41:19,595 --> 00:41:20,155
|
|
我换人了
|
|
|
|
1037
|
|
00:41:20,475 --> 00:41:20,795
|
|
哎啊
|
|
|
|
1038
|
|
00:41:21,035 --> 00:41:22,075
|
|
怎么换人了
|
|
|
|
1039
|
|
00:41:22,075 --> 00:41:22,235
|
|
哎这
|
|
|
|
1040
|
|
00:41:22,715 --> 00:41:23,435
|
|
这这怎么行啊
|
|
|
|
1041
|
|
00:41:23,595 --> 00:41:24,115
|
|
我要抗议
|
|
|
|
1042
|
|
00:41:24,395 --> 00:41:25,515
|
|
这是对我人格的侮辱
|
|
|
|
1043
|
|
00:41:25,755 --> 00:41:27,235
|
|
小阿弟不要生气
|
|
|
|
1044
|
|
00:41:28,075 --> 00:41:28,795
|
|
这个角色呢
|
|
|
|
1045
|
|
00:41:28,795 --> 00:41:29,995
|
|
我叫万笑笑来演了
|
|
|
|
1046
|
|
00:41:30,555 --> 00:41:30,795
|
|
我呢
|
|
|
|
1047
|
|
00:41:31,275 --> 00:41:32,275
|
|
要的是知名度
|
|
|
|
1048
|
|
00:41:32,795 --> 00:41:33,915
|
|
有了万笑笑这个名字呢
|
|
|
|
1049
|
|
00:41:33,915 --> 00:41:34,475
|
|
真不行啊
|
|
|
|
1050
|
|
00:41:34,475 --> 00:41:35,915
|
|
我这录像带能多卖几百盒
|
|
|
|
1051
|
|
00:41:36,555 --> 00:41:36,795
|
|
你呢
|
|
|
|
1052
|
|
00:41:37,275 --> 00:41:38,155
|
|
我给你换一个角色
|
|
|
|
1053
|
|
00:41:38,475 --> 00:41:39,235
|
|
丑老婆赵富
|
|
|
|
1054
|
|
00:41:39,275 --> 00:41:43,515
|
|
好，哎呀好
|
|
|
|
1055
|
|
00:41:43,515 --> 00:41:44,115
|
|
哎，我跟你说啊
|
|
|
|
1056
|
|
00:41:44,555 --> 00:41:45,115
|
|
这个镜头呢
|
|
|
|
1057
|
|
00:41:45,995 --> 00:41:46,635
|
|
你骑着驴
|
|
|
|
1058
|
|
00:41:47,115 --> 00:41:48,195
|
|
从那个山坡走过来
|
|
|
|
1059
|
|
00:41:48,555 --> 00:41:49,555
|
|
遇到一具女尸
|
|
|
|
1060
|
|
00:41:49,915 --> 00:41:50,635
|
|
啊，听见没
|
|
|
|
1061
|
|
00:41:51,755 --> 00:41:52,635
|
|
哎，我说导演
|
|
|
|
1062
|
|
00:41:52,715 --> 00:41:53,515
|
|
到底拍不拍呀
|
|
|
|
1063
|
|
00:41:53,595 --> 00:41:54,155
|
|
再不拍呀
|
|
|
|
1064
|
|
00:41:54,315 --> 00:41:55,315
|
|
我可就睡着了啊！哎
|
|
|
|
1065
|
|
00:41:55,515 --> 00:41:56,235
|
|
刘小姐
|
|
|
|
1066
|
|
00:41:56,235 --> 00:41:56,795
|
|
您赶紧装死
|
|
|
|
1067
|
|
00:41:57,035 --> 00:41:57,515
|
|
我马上拍
|
|
|
|
1068
|
|
00:41:57,675 --> 00:41:58,555
|
|
马上拍啊！啊
|
|
|
|
1069
|
|
00:41:59,435 --> 00:42:00,275
|
|
他怎么没穿服装
|
|
|
|
1070
|
|
00:42:00,555 --> 00:42:02,195
|
|
哎，他就是这身服装嘛
|
|
|
|
1071
|
|
00:42:02,235 --> 00:42:04,195
|
|
啊！湖都县官遇到拾荒女郎
|
|
|
|
1072
|
|
00:42:04,475 --> 00:42:05,515
|
|
你这个戏够荒诞的
|
|
|
|
1073
|
|
00:42:05,515 --> 00:42:06,155
|
|
没点绝活
|
|
|
|
1074
|
|
00:42:06,315 --> 00:42:11,155
|
|
录像带卖不出去啊！走
|
|
|
|
1075
|
|
00:42:12,475 --> 00:42:13,595
|
|
好，下驴
|
|
|
|
1076
|
|
00:42:14,475 --> 00:42:14,755
|
|
下来
|
|
|
|
1077
|
|
00:42:16,155 --> 00:42:16,475
|
|
走过去
|
|
|
|
1078
|
|
00:42:17,435 --> 00:42:18,235
|
|
对，走过去
|
|
|
|
1079
|
|
00:42:23,115 --> 00:42:24,675
|
|
发现什么异常情况
|
|
|
|
1080
|
|
00:42:24,955 --> 00:42:25,355
|
|
禀告老爷
|
|
|
|
1081
|
|
00:42:25,675 --> 00:42:27,675
|
|
这无名女尸头部有钝器击伤的痕迹
|
|
|
|
1082
|
|
00:42:27,675 --> 00:42:28,275
|
|
腰部有淤血
|
|
|
|
1083
|
|
00:42:29,035 --> 00:42:29,235
|
|
哦
|
|
|
|
1084
|
|
00:42:38,715 --> 00:42:39,195
|
|
哎呀
|
|
|
|
1085
|
|
00:42:39,275 --> 00:42:39,755
|
|
这是导演
|
|
|
|
1086
|
|
00:42:40,475 --> 00:42:41,675
|
|
他装我演吸血
|
|
|
|
1087
|
|
00:42:41,675 --> 00:42:41,835
|
|
严肃点
|
|
|
|
1088
|
|
00:42:42,395 --> 00:42:42,555
|
|
吸哪里
|
|
|
|
1089
|
|
00:42:43,675 --> 00:42:43,835
|
|
吸血
|
|
|
|
1090
|
|
00:42:43,835 --> 00:42:44,075
|
|
就是你吗
|
|
|
|
1091
|
|
00:42:44,075 --> 00:42:45,835
|
|
哎，我刘小姐
|
|
|
|
1092
|
|
00:42:46,235 --> 00:42:47,195
|
|
装死人不能动的
|
|
|
|
1093
|
|
00:42:47,515 --> 00:42:48,035
|
|
你懂吧
|
|
|
|
1094
|
|
00:42:48,715 --> 00:42:49,035
|
|
不能动
|
|
|
|
1095
|
|
00:42:49,035 --> 00:42:50,915
|
|
我我从小就怕痒的嘛
|
|
|
|
1096
|
|
00:42:51,035 --> 00:42:51,355
|
|
哎呀
|
|
|
|
1097
|
|
00:42:51,355 --> 00:42:51,995
|
|
你这不行的
|
|
|
|
1098
|
|
00:42:52,475 --> 00:42:52,955
|
|
哎，你躺下
|
|
|
|
1099
|
|
00:42:53,115 --> 00:42:53,675
|
|
咱们再来一遍
|
|
|
|
1100
|
|
00:42:53,675 --> 00:42:55,755
|
|
来来来
|
|
|
|
1101
|
|
00:42:56,315 --> 00:42:57,715
|
|
嗯，我说于导啊
|
|
|
|
1102
|
|
00:42:57,995 --> 00:42:59,275
|
|
这女演员太差劲了
|
|
|
|
1103
|
|
00:42:59,275 --> 00:42:59,955
|
|
哪找来的啊
|
|
|
|
1104
|
|
00:43:00,795 --> 00:43:01,715
|
|
这个女演员呐
|
|
|
|
1105
|
|
00:43:01,915 --> 00:43:04,155
|
|
是我们赞助单位总经理的小姨子
|
|
|
|
1106
|
|
00:43:04,715 --> 00:43:05,675
|
|
不给她演点戏啊
|
|
|
|
1107
|
|
00:43:05,835 --> 00:43:06,955
|
|
这钱就拨不过来
|
|
|
|
1108
|
|
00:43:07,195 --> 00:43:07,995
|
|
我管不了那么多
|
|
|
|
1109
|
|
00:43:10,555 --> 00:43:11,035
|
|
咱们再来一遍
|
|
|
|
1110
|
|
00:43:11,035 --> 00:43:11,275
|
|
我不行了
|
|
|
|
1111
|
|
00:43:11,275 --> 00:43:11,595
|
|
再来一遍
|
|
|
|
1112
|
|
00:43:11,755 --> 00:43:12,715
|
|
帮帮忙
|
|
|
|
1113
|
|
00:43:13,915 --> 00:43:15,835
|
|
哎哎！万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1114
|
|
00:43:15,835 --> 00:43:15,995
|
|
万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1115
|
|
00:43:16,235 --> 00:43:18,395
|
|
你迟钝啊！哎哎哎！快
|
|
|
|
1116
|
|
00:43:18,395 --> 00:43:18,955
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
1117
|
|
00:43:18,955 --> 00:43:21,835
|
|
哎哎哎！万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1118
|
|
00:43:21,995 --> 00:43:25,835
|
|
站住！站住！哎哎！回来！回来！万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1119
|
|
00:43:25,995 --> 00:43:26,235
|
|
导演
|
|
|
|
1120
|
|
00:43:26,235 --> 00:43:32,259
|
|
咱们道具只有一把枪啊！
|
|
|
|
1121
|
|
00:43:32,259 --> 00:43:33,463
|
|
去追！
|
|
|
|
1122
|
|
00:43:33,463 --> 00:43:34,668
|
|
去追！
|
|
|
|
1123
|
|
00:43:34,668 --> 00:43:35,873
|
|
哎哎！
|
|
|
|
1124
|
|
00:43:35,873 --> 00:43:37,078
|
|
去追！
|
|
|
|
1125
|
|
00:43:37,078 --> 00:43:39,487
|
|
还有四车！
|
|
|
|
1126
|
|
00:43:39,487 --> 00:43:41,294
|
|
快去追！
|
|
|
|
1127
|
|
00:43:41,294 --> 00:43:43,101
|
|
快去追！
|
|
|
|
1128
|
|
00:43:43,101 --> 00:43:46,113
|
|
快快点骑呀！
|
|
|
|
1129
|
|
00:43:46,113 --> 00:43:46,715
|
|
哎
|
|
|
|
1130
|
|
00:43:46,715 --> 00:43:47,818
|
|
快点！
|
|
|
|
1131
|
|
00:43:47,818 --> 00:43:48,920
|
|
快点！
|
|
|
|
1132
|
|
00:43:48,920 --> 00:43:50,023
|
|
站住！
|
|
|
|
1133
|
|
00:43:50,023 --> 00:43:51,677
|
|
你快点！
|
|
|
|
1134
|
|
00:43:51,677 --> 00:43:53,882
|
|
快点骑呀！
|
|
|
|
1135
|
|
00:43:53,882 --> 00:43:54,985
|
|
快点！
|
|
|
|
1136
|
|
00:43:54,985 --> 00:43:56,087
|
|
别动！
|
|
|
|
1137
|
|
00:43:56,087 --> 00:43:57,190
|
|
过来！
|
|
|
|
1138
|
|
00:43:57,190 --> 00:43:58,844
|
|
开枪了！
|
|
|
|
1139
|
|
00:43:58,844 --> 00:43:59,395
|
|
哎
|
|
|
|
1140
|
|
00:43:59,755 --> 00:44:00,715
|
|
他有枪
|
|
|
|
1141
|
|
00:44:00,715 --> 00:44:01,515
|
|
那枪是演戏的道具
|
|
|
|
1142
|
|
00:44:01,915 --> 00:44:02,075
|
|
假的
|
|
|
|
1143
|
|
00:44:02,395 --> 00:44:02,635
|
|
快追
|
|
|
|
1144
|
|
00:44:03,195 --> 00:44:03,915
|
|
好，别过来
|
|
|
|
1145
|
|
00:44:04,875 --> 00:44:08,875
|
|
我真的开枪了！哎呦
|
|
|
|
1146
|
|
00:44:08,875 --> 00:44:11,995
|
|
哎呦！你
|
|
|
|
1147
|
|
00:44:11,995 --> 00:44:12,795
|
|
你不说假的吗
|
|
|
|
1148
|
|
00:44:13,355 --> 00:44:13,835
|
|
怎么响了
|
|
|
|
1149
|
|
00:44:14,155 --> 00:44:17,035
|
|
这，哎呦
|
|
|
|
1150
|
|
00:44:17,915 --> 00:44:20,075
|
|
快点追！你在前面骑
|
|
|
|
1151
|
|
00:44:20,395 --> 00:44:21,275
|
|
我，快快快
|
|
|
|
1152
|
|
00:44:21,275 --> 00:44:25,262
|
|
好好快！
|
|
|
|
1153
|
|
00:44:25,262 --> 00:44:33,235
|
|
丑角这个行当
|
|
|
|
1154
|
|
00:44:34,315 --> 00:44:39,235
|
|
早在宋朝、元朝南戏中
|
|
|
|
1155
|
|
00:44:39,675 --> 00:44:41,675
|
|
丑角就已经存在了
|
|
|
|
1156
|
|
00:44:42,235 --> 00:44:44,915
|
|
丑角的脸谱和他的造型
|
|
|
|
1157
|
|
00:44:45,675 --> 00:44:48,955
|
|
往往是在鼻梁中间抹一块白粉
|
|
|
|
1158
|
|
00:44:50,155 --> 00:44:51,715
|
|
在传统的剧目中
|
|
|
|
1159
|
|
00:44:52,715 --> 00:44:56,075
|
|
丑角扮演的人物种类是很多的
|
|
|
|
1160
|
|
00:44:56,875 --> 00:44:58,315
|
|
有的心地善良
|
|
|
|
1161
|
|
00:44:58,795 --> 00:44:59,955
|
|
行动滑稽
|
|
|
|
1162
|
|
00:45:00,635 --> 00:45:01,715
|
|
语言幽默
|
|
|
|
1163
|
|
00:45:02,475 --> 00:45:04,155
|
|
有的肝胆侠义
|
|
|
|
1164
|
|
00:45:04,875 --> 00:45:05,715
|
|
路见不平
|
|
|
|
1165
|
|
00:45:06,315 --> 00:45:10,035
|
|
拔刀相助；有的奸诈刁恶
|
|
|
|
1166
|
|
00:45:10,475 --> 00:45:11,715
|
|
千令卑鄙
|
|
|
|
1167
|
|
00:45:12,315 --> 00:45:13,395
|
|
见利忘义
|
|
|
|
1168
|
|
00:45:19,035 --> 00:45:19,795
|
|
在台上
|
|
|
|
1169
|
|
00:45:19,915 --> 00:45:22,275
|
|
你们演的是丑角；在台下
|
|
|
|
1170
|
|
00:45:22,475 --> 00:45:23,635
|
|
可绝不是小丑
|
|
|
|
1171
|
|
00:45:25,995 --> 00:45:28,035
|
|
演戏要讲个戏德
|
|
|
|
1172
|
|
00:45:29,195 --> 00:45:30,755
|
|
做人要讲人品
|
|
|
|
1173
|
|
00:45:31,515 --> 00:45:32,875
|
|
绝不能像万潇笑那样
|
|
|
|
1174
|
|
00:45:33,675 --> 00:45:34,835
|
|
破坏我们的门风
|
|
|
|
1175
|
|
00:45:54,795 --> 00:45:55,155
|
|
师傅
|
|
|
|
1176
|
|
00:45:55,435 --> 00:45:57,315
|
|
乡下来了一位骑自行车的县太爷
|
|
|
|
1177
|
|
00:45:57,515 --> 00:45:58,355
|
|
求见师傅
|
|
|
|
1178
|
|
00:45:59,275 --> 00:46:02,955
|
|
别胡说！是不是县文化局的王局长来了
|
|
|
|
1179
|
|
00:46:03,115 --> 00:46:03,395
|
|
不是
|
|
|
|
1180
|
|
00:46:03,675 --> 00:46:04,675
|
|
他头戴乌纱帽
|
|
|
|
1181
|
|
00:46:04,715 --> 00:46:06,035
|
|
身穿七品朝服
|
|
|
|
1182
|
|
00:46:06,795 --> 00:46:08,755
|
|
嗯，身上还挂了一个盒子枪
|
|
|
|
1183
|
|
00:46:10,075 --> 00:46:10,835
|
|
这是什么打扮
|
|
|
|
1184
|
|
00:46:11,515 --> 00:46:12,435
|
|
他通报姓名了吗
|
|
|
|
1185
|
|
00:46:12,715 --> 00:46:13,555
|
|
这是他的名片
|
|
|
|
1186
|
|
00:46:16,315 --> 00:46:18,435
|
|
丑角艺术家万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1187
|
|
00:46:19,115 --> 00:46:19,555
|
|
哼，嘿
|
|
|
|
1188
|
|
00:46:21,195 --> 00:46:23,435
|
|
去，把他给请进来
|
|
|
|
1189
|
|
00:46:23,515 --> 00:46:23,715
|
|
是
|
|
|
|
1190
|
|
00:46:26,235 --> 00:46:26,875
|
|
师傅在上
|
|
|
|
1191
|
|
00:46:27,915 --> 00:46:28,755
|
|
弟子万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1192
|
|
00:46:29,355 --> 00:46:30,635
|
|
前来备件师傅
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1193
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00:46:32,475 --> 00:46:33,635
|
|
下面跪的
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1194
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|
00:46:34,475 --> 00:46:38,115
|
|
可是丑角艺术家万笑笑吗
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1195
|
|
00:46:38,955 --> 00:46:39,715
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|
小的不敢
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1196
|
|
00:46:40,875 --> 00:46:41,435
|
|
嘿嘿
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|
1197
|
|
00:46:42,475 --> 00:46:45,675
|
|
你这名片上印的明明是丑角艺术家嘛
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1198
|
|
00:46:46,475 --> 00:46:46,835
|
|
师傅
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1199
|
|
00:46:47,515 --> 00:46:48,875
|
|
名片都是吹牛的
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|
1200
|
|
00:46:49,675 --> 00:46:50,355
|
|
头衔儿显得大
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1201
|
|
00:46:50,475 --> 00:46:50,915
|
|
吃得开
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1202
|
|
00:46:51,515 --> 00:46:56,235
|
|
混账！请你把头给我抬起来
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|
1203
|
|
00:46:57,195 --> 00:46:58,755
|
|
有罪不敢抬头
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1204
|
|
00:46:59,195 --> 00:47:00,235
|
|
你别给我演戏了
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1205
|
|
00:47:01,275 --> 00:47:01,755
|
|
我再问你
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|
1206
|
|
00:47:02,395 --> 00:47:07,435
|
|
你这身七品官的打扮是怎么档子事儿啊
|
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|
1207
|
|
00:47:07,435 --> 00:47:09,875
|
|
啊，刚才碰到一个导演
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1208
|
|
00:47:10,395 --> 00:47:12,035
|
|
他让我去拍电视剧
|
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|
1209
|
|
00:47:13,115 --> 00:47:14,035
|
|
让我演个糊涂官
|
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|
1210
|
|
00:47:14,875 --> 00:47:15,635
|
|
我不想演
|
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|
1211
|
|
00:47:16,315 --> 00:47:17,675
|
|
可是个老朋友碍着面子
|
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|
1212
|
|
00:47:17,995 --> 00:47:18,475
|
|
我问你
|
|
|
|
1213
|
|
00:47:19,195 --> 00:47:21,555
|
|
你这糊涂官是明朝人是吧
|
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|
1214
|
|
00:47:22,075 --> 00:47:24,195
|
|
啊，可带着手枪演戏
|
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|
1215
|
|
00:47:25,115 --> 00:47:25,795
|
|
这像话吗
|
|
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|
1216
|
|
00:47:26,315 --> 00:47:27,715
|
|
啊，师傅
|
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|
|
1217
|
|
00:47:28,075 --> 00:47:29,475
|
|
这个导演狗屁不通
|
|
|
|
1218
|
|
00:47:29,675 --> 00:47:30,195
|
|
瞎胡来
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|
1219
|
|
00:47:30,475 --> 00:47:30,915
|
|
不懂行
|
|
|
|
1220
|
|
00:47:31,355 --> 00:47:32,115
|
|
他不懂行
|
|
|
|
1221
|
|
00:47:32,715 --> 00:47:33,955
|
|
难道你也不懂行
|
|
|
|
1222
|
|
00:47:34,315 --> 00:47:37,475
|
|
啊，我教你唱的古装戏里头
|
|
|
|
1223
|
|
00:47:37,995 --> 00:47:39,355
|
|
哪一出是用过手枪
|
|
|
|
1224
|
|
00:47:40,795 --> 00:47:41,835
|
|
呃，是没用过
|
|
|
|
1225
|
|
00:47:41,835 --> 00:47:42,595
|
|
你为了捞钱
|
|
|
|
1226
|
|
00:47:43,355 --> 00:47:46,955
|
|
竟敢糟蹋祖宗留下的艺术！来呀
|
|
|
|
1227
|
|
00:47:47,355 --> 00:47:50,795
|
|
加法子！师傅且慢
|
|
|
|
1228
|
|
00:47:51,275 --> 00:47:52,235
|
|
听我把话说明白了
|
|
|
|
1229
|
|
00:47:52,315 --> 00:47:52,875
|
|
再打不迟
|
|
|
|
1230
|
|
00:47:53,355 --> 00:47:53,795
|
|
说吧
|
|
|
|
1231
|
|
00:47:54,395 --> 00:47:57,675
|
|
哎，师傅
|
|
|
|
1232
|
|
00:47:58,795 --> 00:47:59,635
|
|
戏曲不景气
|
|
|
|
1233
|
|
00:48:00,395 --> 00:48:01,315
|
|
你不会不知道吧
|
|
|
|
1234
|
|
00:48:02,155 --> 00:48:02,995
|
|
观众越来越少
|
|
|
|
1235
|
|
00:48:04,235 --> 00:48:05,315
|
|
剧团是越演越赔钱
|
|
|
|
1236
|
|
00:48:05,835 --> 00:48:06,955
|
|
连工资都开不出来了
|
|
|
|
1237
|
|
00:48:08,715 --> 00:48:10,435
|
|
剧团领导让我们自己养活自己
|
|
|
|
1238
|
|
00:48:11,515 --> 00:48:12,035
|
|
没办法
|
|
|
|
1239
|
|
00:48:12,635 --> 00:48:13,635
|
|
只好改行演小品
|
|
|
|
1240
|
|
00:48:14,635 --> 00:48:15,595
|
|
我也是出于无奈啊
|
|
|
|
1241
|
|
00:48:19,355 --> 00:48:19,675
|
|
过来
|
|
|
|
1242
|
|
00:48:19,915 --> 00:48:20,315
|
|
坐下
|
|
|
|
1243
|
|
00:48:21,995 --> 00:48:24,155
|
|
也许我老了
|
|
|
|
1244
|
|
00:48:24,875 --> 00:48:25,915
|
|
跟不上形势了
|
|
|
|
1245
|
|
00:48:27,355 --> 00:48:27,955
|
|
有些事
|
|
|
|
1246
|
|
00:48:29,115 --> 00:48:30,115
|
|
我就是看不惯
|
|
|
|
1247
|
|
00:48:31,435 --> 00:48:32,115
|
|
想不通
|
|
|
|
1248
|
|
00:48:32,955 --> 00:48:33,995
|
|
也管不了啊
|
|
|
|
1249
|
|
00:48:36,555 --> 00:48:37,795
|
|
可你是我的徒弟
|
|
|
|
1250
|
|
00:48:38,315 --> 00:48:38,835
|
|
我就要管
|
|
|
|
1251
|
|
00:48:39,675 --> 00:48:40,675
|
|
我愿听师傅的赐教
|
|
|
|
1252
|
|
00:48:42,555 --> 00:48:44,515
|
|
听说你赚了不少钱
|
|
|
|
1253
|
|
00:48:45,115 --> 00:48:46,035
|
|
还买了汽车
|
|
|
|
1254
|
|
00:48:46,475 --> 00:48:46,675
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
1255
|
|
00:48:47,435 --> 00:48:49,235
|
|
可却经常偷税漏税
|
|
|
|
1256
|
|
00:48:50,635 --> 00:48:51,715
|
|
不是经常偷税漏税
|
|
|
|
1257
|
|
00:48:52,155 --> 00:48:52,715
|
|
你偷过没有
|
|
|
|
1258
|
|
00:48:53,915 --> 00:48:54,155
|
|
没有
|
|
|
|
1259
|
|
00:48:54,635 --> 00:48:54,835
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
1260
|
|
00:48:55,675 --> 00:48:56,835
|
|
呃，漏过
|
|
|
|
1261
|
|
00:48:57,515 --> 00:48:57,715
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
1262
|
|
00:48:58,875 --> 00:48:59,475
|
|
还听说
|
|
|
|
1263
|
|
00:49:00,395 --> 00:49:03,235
|
|
王局长请你为家乡人民演出一场
|
|
|
|
1264
|
|
00:49:04,395 --> 00:49:06,275
|
|
你竟要两万块钱的出场费
|
|
|
|
1265
|
|
00:49:07,915 --> 00:49:09,355
|
|
这事儿你怎么知道的
|
|
|
|
1266
|
|
00:49:09,595 --> 00:49:10,355
|
|
好事不出门
|
|
|
|
1267
|
|
00:49:10,635 --> 00:49:11,395
|
|
坏事传千里
|
|
|
|
1268
|
|
00:49:12,235 --> 00:49:12,795
|
|
这事儿不算
|
|
|
|
1269
|
|
00:49:13,515 --> 00:49:13,995
|
|
我喝多了
|
|
|
|
1270
|
|
00:49:14,235 --> 00:49:14,915
|
|
糊涂了
|
|
|
|
1271
|
|
00:49:15,515 --> 00:49:16,995
|
|
哼，酒后吐真言
|
|
|
|
1272
|
|
00:49:18,315 --> 00:49:19,915
|
|
你自以为是大明星了
|
|
|
|
1273
|
|
00:49:19,915 --> 00:49:21,075
|
|
就可以漫天要价
|
|
|
|
1274
|
|
00:49:21,835 --> 00:49:23,035
|
|
你的戏德到哪儿去了
|
|
|
|
1275
|
|
00:49:25,515 --> 00:49:27,875
|
|
听说你还和猪一块儿做广告
|
|
|
|
1276
|
|
00:49:28,555 --> 00:49:29,635
|
|
不是和猪做广告
|
|
|
|
1277
|
|
00:49:29,675 --> 00:49:30,595
|
|
是给猪做广告
|
|
|
|
1278
|
|
00:49:30,875 --> 00:49:31,595
|
|
反正都一样
|
|
|
|
1279
|
|
00:49:32,075 --> 00:49:33,515
|
|
你说这算什么玩意儿
|
|
|
|
1280
|
|
00:49:34,155 --> 00:49:35,075
|
|
啊！报告师傅
|
|
|
|
1281
|
|
00:49:35,275 --> 00:49:35,475
|
|
啊
|
|
|
|
1282
|
|
00:49:36,315 --> 00:49:38,195
|
|
山下发现两个形迹可疑的人
|
|
|
|
1283
|
|
00:49:38,395 --> 00:49:39,315
|
|
他们打听万师兄
|
|
|
|
1284
|
|
00:49:39,675 --> 00:49:40,155
|
|
哦，去吧
|
|
|
|
1285
|
|
00:49:45,835 --> 00:49:46,475
|
|
来，上
|
|
|
|
1286
|
|
00:50:01,684 --> 00:50:01,764
|
|
嗯，嘿
|
|
|
|
1287
|
|
00:50:12,084 --> 00:50:12,964
|
|
咦，假的
|
|
|
|
1288
|
|
00:50:13,684 --> 00:50:14,524
|
|
二位来了
|
|
|
|
1289
|
|
00:50:15,364 --> 00:50:16,484
|
|
你们初到我这儿
|
|
|
|
1290
|
|
00:50:16,964 --> 00:50:18,364
|
|
就持刀行凶
|
|
|
|
1291
|
|
00:50:19,284 --> 00:50:21,724
|
|
未免太失礼了吧
|
|
|
|
1292
|
|
00:50:22,004 --> 00:50:22,364
|
|
师傅
|
|
|
|
1293
|
|
00:50:22,884 --> 00:50:23,524
|
|
就是这俩人
|
|
|
|
1294
|
|
00:50:24,084 --> 00:50:25,204
|
|
在宾馆抢我的箱子
|
|
|
|
1295
|
|
00:50:25,364 --> 00:50:27,964
|
|
还想勒死我
|
|
|
|
1296
|
|
00:50:28,084 --> 00:50:28,164
|
|
哎，嗯
|
|
|
|
1297
|
|
00:50:29,524 --> 00:50:29,804
|
|
老头
|
|
|
|
1298
|
|
00:50:30,644 --> 00:50:31,564
|
|
你给我走开！你
|
|
|
|
1299
|
|
00:50:32,244 --> 00:50:34,844
|
|
我劝你们还是不要难为我的徒弟万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1300
|
|
00:50:35,364 --> 00:50:36,364
|
|
箱子不到手
|
|
|
|
1301
|
|
00:50:37,524 --> 00:50:38,684
|
|
我们跟他没完
|
|
|
|
1302
|
|
00:50:40,004 --> 00:50:40,964
|
|
嘿，哎
|
|
|
|
1303
|
|
00:50:40,964 --> 00:50:41,364
|
|
哎，哎呦
|
|
|
|
1304
|
|
00:50:41,764 --> 00:50:42,084
|
|
哎呦
|
|
|
|
1305
|
|
00:50:42,084 --> 00:50:43,564
|
|
我是先礼后兵
|
|
|
|
1306
|
|
00:50:44,964 --> 00:50:45,284
|
|
徒儿们
|
|
|
|
1307
|
|
00:50:46,244 --> 00:50:49,244
|
|
按照第一套方案操练起来
|
|
|
|
1308
|
|
00:52:59,924 --> 00:53:04,964
|
|
好了
|
|
|
|
1309
|
|
00:53:05,044 --> 00:53:05,364
|
|
哎呀
|
|
|
|
1310
|
|
00:53:06,004 --> 00:53:06,404
|
|
怎么样
|
|
|
|
1311
|
|
00:53:07,444 --> 00:53:08,684
|
|
答应我的条件了吧
|
|
|
|
1312
|
|
00:53:09,124 --> 00:53:10,324
|
|
答应
|
|
|
|
1313
|
|
00:53:10,644 --> 00:53:11,764
|
|
我们答应条件
|
|
|
|
1314
|
|
00:53:12,164 --> 00:53:13,284
|
|
好，把路闪开
|
|
|
|
1315
|
|
00:53:13,844 --> 00:53:14,524
|
|
让他们下山
|
|
|
|
1316
|
|
00:53:15,284 --> 00:53:17,844
|
|
快，快走！哎呦
|
|
|
|
1317
|
|
00:53:17,844 --> 00:53:17,924
|
|
哎呦
|
|
|
|
1318
|
|
00:53:20,724 --> 00:53:22,004
|
|
他们都走了
|
|
|
|
1319
|
|
00:53:22,004 --> 00:53:23,524
|
|
嗯，多谢师父
|
|
|
|
1320
|
|
00:53:25,204 --> 00:53:26,124
|
|
你明天下山
|
|
|
|
1321
|
|
00:53:27,364 --> 00:53:30,404
|
|
路上还得小心才是啊！记住了
|
|
|
|
1322
|
|
00:53:31,204 --> 00:53:31,364
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
1323
|
|
00:53:33,284 --> 00:53:34,364
|
|
就是这个人
|
|
|
|
1324
|
|
00:53:35,524 --> 00:53:37,164
|
|
他叫万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1325
|
|
00:53:37,844 --> 00:53:38,964
|
|
是个演小丑的
|
|
|
|
1326
|
|
00:53:40,164 --> 00:53:41,244
|
|
很有点名气
|
|
|
|
1327
|
|
00:53:41,364 --> 00:53:43,284
|
|
想不到他也干我们这一行
|
|
|
|
1328
|
|
00:53:44,804 --> 00:53:47,044
|
|
你们俩要马上赶到东线去
|
|
|
|
1329
|
|
00:53:47,524 --> 00:53:50,084
|
|
不惜一切手段把密码箱搞到手
|
|
|
|
1330
|
|
00:53:50,484 --> 00:53:51,484
|
|
必要的时候
|
|
|
|
1331
|
|
00:53:52,084 --> 00:53:53,804
|
|
可以干掉这个万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1332
|
|
00:53:54,564 --> 00:53:55,324
|
|
事成之后
|
|
|
|
1333
|
|
00:53:55,844 --> 00:53:57,204
|
|
好处人人有份儿
|
|
|
|
1334
|
|
00:53:58,324 --> 00:53:58,684
|
|
当然
|
|
|
|
1335
|
|
00:53:59,604 --> 00:54:00,564
|
|
拿到箱子的人
|
|
|
|
1336
|
|
00:54:01,124 --> 00:54:02,004
|
|
我还要重赏
|
|
|
|
1337
|
|
00:54:03,044 --> 00:54:05,924
|
|
赏金五万元
|
|
|
|
1338
|
|
00:54:07,924 --> 00:54:08,364
|
|
雪军
|
|
|
|
1339
|
|
00:54:09,204 --> 00:54:10,084
|
|
你在想什么
|
|
|
|
1340
|
|
00:54:11,284 --> 00:54:13,164
|
|
我在想能得到这笔钱
|
|
|
|
1341
|
|
00:54:14,804 --> 00:54:15,124
|
|
谢谢
|
|
|
|
1342
|
|
00:54:15,844 --> 00:54:16,804
|
|
欢迎您下次再来
|
|
|
|
1343
|
|
00:54:16,884 --> 00:54:17,644
|
|
再见
|
|
|
|
1344
|
|
00:54:24,564 --> 00:54:33,564
|
|
各位旅客请注意
|
|
|
|
1345
|
|
00:54:46,564 --> 00:54:50,924
|
|
严禁将有毒、易燃、易爆的物品带上列车
|
|
|
|
1346
|
|
00:54:51,524 --> 00:54:53,804
|
|
比如鞭炮、炸药
|
|
|
|
1347
|
|
00:54:54,644 --> 00:54:55,084
|
|
李先生
|
|
|
|
1348
|
|
00:54:55,604 --> 00:54:56,404
|
|
请你想想办法
|
|
|
|
1349
|
|
00:54:56,964 --> 00:54:59,604
|
|
我还人有病啊！各位旅客请注意
|
|
|
|
1350
|
|
00:54:59,604 --> 00:55:01,844
|
|
严禁将有软卧、二号包房
|
|
|
|
1351
|
|
00:55:01,844 --> 00:55:02,884
|
|
有位置啊
|
|
|
|
1352
|
|
00:55:03,364 --> 00:55:04,404
|
|
请请你帮帮忙
|
|
|
|
1353
|
|
00:55:14,404 --> 00:55:17,284
|
|
这就是私自携带违禁物品上车
|
|
|
|
1354
|
|
00:55:17,764 --> 00:55:21,044
|
|
引起爆炸所造成的严重后果
|
|
|
|
1355
|
|
00:55:21,204 --> 00:55:21,604
|
|
谁呀
|
|
|
|
1356
|
|
00:55:22,004 --> 00:55:22,364
|
|
列车员
|
|
|
|
1357
|
|
00:55:23,204 --> 00:55:23,284
|
|
啊
|
|
|
|
1358
|
|
00:55:27,844 --> 00:55:28,564
|
|
这你们俩
|
|
|
|
1359
|
|
00:55:28,644 --> 00:55:29,204
|
|
一个上铺
|
|
|
|
1360
|
|
00:55:29,204 --> 00:55:29,684
|
|
一个下铺
|
|
|
|
1361
|
|
00:55:29,764 --> 00:55:35,404
|
|
啊！对不起
|
|
|
|
1362
|
|
00:55:35,604 --> 00:55:36,164
|
|
打扰您了
|
|
|
|
1363
|
|
00:55:36,804 --> 00:55:37,164
|
|
对不起
|
|
|
|
1364
|
|
00:55:37,204 --> 00:55:37,564
|
|
进来了
|
|
|
|
1365
|
|
00:55:37,844 --> 00:55:38,244
|
|
哦，好好好
|
|
|
|
1366
|
|
00:55:38,724 --> 00:55:39,324
|
|
哎呀！谢谢
|
|
|
|
1367
|
|
00:55:39,524 --> 00:55:41,324
|
|
实在感谢你啊！哎
|
|
|
|
1368
|
|
00:55:41,444 --> 00:55:42,004
|
|
太谢谢你了
|
|
|
|
1369
|
|
00:55:42,964 --> 00:55:43,044
|
|
哎
|
|
|
|
1370
|
|
00:55:43,924 --> 00:55:44,084
|
|
啊！哦
|
|
|
|
1371
|
|
00:55:44,084 --> 00:55:45,244
|
|
好好好
|
|
|
|
1372
|
|
00:55:45,444 --> 00:55:46,004
|
|
哦，对了
|
|
|
|
1373
|
|
00:55:46,484 --> 00:55:47,044
|
|
吃个橘子吧
|
|
|
|
1374
|
|
00:55:49,524 --> 00:55:50,644
|
|
这是我的名片
|
|
|
|
1375
|
|
00:55:51,364 --> 00:55:52,724
|
|
请笑纳
|
|
|
|
1376
|
|
00:55:53,684 --> 00:55:54,164
|
|
侯承包哎
|
|
|
|
1377
|
|
00:55:54,164 --> 00:55:54,804
|
|
对啊
|
|
|
|
1378
|
|
00:55:54,964 --> 00:55:57,604
|
|
专门承包演员的演出业务啊
|
|
|
|
1379
|
|
00:55:57,764 --> 00:55:59,444
|
|
歌星、舞星、笑星、托星
|
|
|
|
1380
|
|
00:55:59,764 --> 00:56:00,564
|
|
凡是星来
|
|
|
|
1381
|
|
00:56:00,564 --> 00:56:01,164
|
|
我全包
|
|
|
|
1382
|
|
00:56:01,924 --> 00:56:04,204
|
|
哎，来抽支红双喜啊！哎
|
|
|
|
1383
|
|
00:56:04,884 --> 00:56:05,404
|
|
来不客气
|
|
|
|
1384
|
|
00:56:05,684 --> 00:56:06,324
|
|
我只抽万烟
|
|
|
|
1385
|
|
00:56:06,964 --> 00:56:08,324
|
|
啊啊！哦
|
|
|
|
1386
|
|
00:56:08,404 --> 00:56:09,524
|
|
你要是想演出啊
|
|
|
|
1387
|
|
00:56:09,844 --> 00:56:10,444
|
|
那就找我
|
|
|
|
1388
|
|
00:56:10,804 --> 00:56:12,724
|
|
保证报酬丰厚啊！啊
|
|
|
|
1389
|
|
00:56:12,724 --> 00:56:13,164
|
|
谢谢
|
|
|
|
1390
|
|
00:56:13,204 --> 00:56:13,964
|
|
现在我很忙
|
|
|
|
1391
|
|
00:56:14,084 --> 00:56:14,564
|
|
以后再说
|
|
|
|
1392
|
|
00:56:14,644 --> 00:56:15,924
|
|
哎，没关系嘛
|
|
|
|
1393
|
|
00:56:16,244 --> 00:56:17,444
|
|
我们下次就能
|
|
|
|
1394
|
|
00:56:18,164 --> 00:56:19,484
|
|
人家是著名小丑
|
|
|
|
1395
|
|
00:56:19,604 --> 00:56:20,284
|
|
艺术大师
|
|
|
|
1396
|
|
00:56:20,884 --> 00:56:22,364
|
|
还需要你这种小噱头
|
|
|
|
1397
|
|
00:56:22,484 --> 00:56:23,524
|
|
小姐过奖了
|
|
|
|
1398
|
|
00:56:24,324 --> 00:56:24,924
|
|
以后有机会
|
|
|
|
1399
|
|
00:56:25,524 --> 00:56:26,644
|
|
我会和侯先生合作的
|
|
|
|
1400
|
|
00:56:29,044 --> 00:56:30,644
|
|
哦，我来介绍一下
|
|
|
|
1401
|
|
00:56:30,964 --> 00:56:32,204
|
|
这是我太太许君
|
|
|
|
1402
|
|
00:56:33,524 --> 00:56:35,004
|
|
万先生能认识您
|
|
|
|
1403
|
|
00:56:35,204 --> 00:56:36,044
|
|
我非常高兴
|
|
|
|
1404
|
|
00:56:36,804 --> 00:56:37,484
|
|
我也很高兴
|
|
|
|
1405
|
|
00:56:40,644 --> 00:56:42,244
|
|
对不起
|
|
|
|
1406
|
|
00:56:43,124 --> 00:56:43,524
|
|
万先生
|
|
|
|
1407
|
|
00:56:43,844 --> 00:56:45,124
|
|
你没有喷嚏吗
|
|
|
|
1408
|
|
00:56:45,124 --> 00:56:46,644
|
|
啊！这火车开的
|
|
|
|
1409
|
|
00:56:48,564 --> 00:56:48,884
|
|
真是
|
|
|
|
1410
|
|
00:56:55,444 --> 00:56:55,924
|
|
旅客们
|
|
|
|
1411
|
|
00:56:56,484 --> 00:56:57,684
|
|
灰尘车站到了
|
|
|
|
1412
|
|
00:56:58,244 --> 00:56:59,204
|
|
下车旅客
|
|
|
|
1413
|
|
00:56:59,444 --> 00:57:00,604
|
|
啊！到站了
|
|
|
|
1414
|
|
00:57:00,724 --> 00:57:00,924
|
|
万花
|
|
|
|
1415
|
|
00:57:01,444 --> 00:57:01,924
|
|
出去看看
|
|
|
|
1416
|
|
00:57:02,244 --> 00:57:03,204
|
|
啊，烧鸡不错
|
|
|
|
1417
|
|
00:57:03,524 --> 00:57:03,884
|
|
旅客们
|
|
|
|
1418
|
|
00:57:04,484 --> 00:57:05,684
|
|
辉城车站到了
|
|
|
|
1419
|
|
00:57:06,244 --> 00:57:07,124
|
|
下车的旅客
|
|
|
|
1420
|
|
00:57:07,684 --> 00:57:08,884
|
|
旅游一号丁的
|
|
|
|
1421
|
|
00:57:09,524 --> 00:57:10,004
|
|
好，快点
|
|
|
|
1422
|
|
00:57:11,124 --> 00:57:11,924
|
|
烧鸡
|
|
|
|
1423
|
|
00:57:12,404 --> 00:57:13,364
|
|
辉城车站到
|
|
|
|
1424
|
|
00:57:13,364 --> 00:57:14,804
|
|
下车的旅客
|
|
|
|
1425
|
|
00:57:14,804 --> 00:57:17,644
|
|
旅游一号丁的
|
|
|
|
1426
|
|
00:57:18,084 --> 00:57:19,564
|
|
好快点
|
|
|
|
1427
|
|
00:57:20,004 --> 00:57:20,364
|
|
你绿
|
|
|
|
1428
|
|
00:57:23,684 --> 00:57:29,764
|
|
这烧鸡不错吧
|
|
|
|
1429
|
|
00:57:30,004 --> 00:57:39,004
|
|
嗯嗯嗯嗯
|
|
|
|
1430
|
|
00:57:46,644 --> 00:57:46,884
|
|
快！哦
|
|
|
|
1431
|
|
00:57:48,164 --> 00:57:48,444
|
|
在哪
|
|
|
|
1432
|
|
00:57:48,724 --> 00:57:49,044
|
|
哦，雪军
|
|
|
|
1433
|
|
00:57:49,924 --> 00:57:51,044
|
|
吃烧鸡呀！哎呀
|
|
|
|
1434
|
|
00:57:51,444 --> 00:57:51,924
|
|
开这玩笑
|
|
|
|
1435
|
|
00:57:51,924 --> 00:57:53,044
|
|
笑你买什么烧鸡呀
|
|
|
|
1436
|
|
00:57:53,364 --> 00:57:53,684
|
|
还人呢
|
|
|
|
1437
|
|
00:57:53,924 --> 00:57:55,124
|
|
他就在站台上
|
|
|
|
1438
|
|
00:57:55,444 --> 00:57:56,564
|
|
东西都还在这儿呢
|
|
|
|
1439
|
|
00:57:57,044 --> 00:57:58,084
|
|
他跑到哪儿去啊
|
|
|
|
1440
|
|
00:57:58,564 --> 00:57:59,524
|
|
我肚子饿得要命
|
|
|
|
1441
|
|
00:57:59,684 --> 00:58:00,244
|
|
你不吃啊
|
|
|
|
1442
|
|
00:58:00,404 --> 00:58:00,884
|
|
我吃了
|
|
|
|
1443
|
|
00:58:02,004 --> 00:58:03,244
|
|
吃吧
|
|
|
|
1444
|
|
00:58:03,524 --> 00:58:04,204
|
|
他跑不了
|
|
|
|
1445
|
|
00:58:04,324 --> 00:58:04,844
|
|
你放心
|
|
|
|
1446
|
|
00:58:05,684 --> 00:58:14,324
|
|
快点
|
|
|
|
1447
|
|
00:58:14,564 --> 00:58:14,964
|
|
在哪啊
|
|
|
|
1448
|
|
00:58:15,124 --> 00:58:16,084
|
|
嘿，啊
|
|
|
|
1449
|
|
00:58:16,324 --> 00:58:21,764
|
|
在前面啊！快！哎
|
|
|
|
1450
|
|
00:58:22,964 --> 00:58:23,764
|
|
在这儿！哎
|
|
|
|
1451
|
|
00:58:23,924 --> 00:58:25,444
|
|
站住！你站住！你慢点
|
|
|
|
1452
|
|
00:58:25,444 --> 00:58:25,524
|
|
雪军
|
|
|
|
1453
|
|
00:58:25,604 --> 00:58:26,804
|
|
别跑！快点
|
|
|
|
1454
|
|
00:58:26,884 --> 00:58:35,044
|
|
站住！站住！快点
|
|
|
|
1455
|
|
00:58:38,484 --> 00:58:47,484
|
|
快点！嗯
|
|
|
|
1456
|
|
00:58:50,084 --> 00:58:50,644
|
|
姐们
|
|
|
|
1457
|
|
00:58:50,644 --> 00:58:51,444
|
|
嗯，在后面
|
|
|
|
1458
|
|
00:58:56,964 --> 00:59:00,564
|
|
哎呀！
|
|
|
|
1459
|
|
00:59:00,564 --> 00:59:02,364
|
|
呀！
|
|
|
|
1460
|
|
00:59:02,364 --> 00:59:05,964
|
|
哎呀！
|
|
|
|
1461
|
|
00:59:05,964 --> 00:59:09,564
|
|
哎呀！
|
|
|
|
1462
|
|
00:59:09,564 --> 00:59:11,364
|
|
快
|
|
|
|
1463
|
|
00:59:11,844 --> 00:59:15,604
|
|
哎呀！快！哎呀！去！哎呀
|
|
|
|
1464
|
|
00:59:15,604 --> 00:59:20,124
|
|
快，他不能跑了
|
|
|
|
1465
|
|
00:59:21,204 --> 00:59:22,404
|
|
站住
|
|
|
|
1466
|
|
00:59:22,404 --> 00:59:24,924
|
|
站住！你这
|
|
|
|
1467
|
|
00:59:25,364 --> 00:59:32,484
|
|
哎呀！万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1468
|
|
00:59:32,964 --> 00:59:36,004
|
|
你跑不了了
|
|
|
|
1469
|
|
00:59:36,004 --> 00:59:38,644
|
|
哎呀！大胡子
|
|
|
|
1470
|
|
00:59:38,644 --> 00:59:45,684
|
|
快过来呀！我我我
|
|
|
|
1471
|
|
00:59:45,764 --> 00:59:46,004
|
|
哎！我我我
|
|
|
|
1472
|
|
00:59:46,564 --> 00:59:47,444
|
|
哎呦！你别去抓黄山了
|
|
|
|
1473
|
|
00:59:47,444 --> 00:59:48,604
|
|
快过来！不抓
|
|
|
|
1474
|
|
00:59:49,044 --> 00:59:50,644
|
|
都钻到我肚脐眼里去了
|
|
|
|
1475
|
|
00:59:51,124 --> 00:59:51,524
|
|
他在上头
|
|
|
|
1476
|
|
00:59:51,844 --> 00:59:52,324
|
|
你在这守着
|
|
|
|
1477
|
|
00:59:52,724 --> 00:59:53,124
|
|
我上去
|
|
|
|
1478
|
|
00:59:53,604 --> 00:59:53,764
|
|
好
|
|
|
|
1479
|
|
00:59:59,924 --> 01:00:08,924
|
|
哎呦
|
|
|
|
1480
|
|
01:00:14,084 --> 01:00:16,564
|
|
不得了了！怎么了
|
|
|
|
1481
|
|
01:00:16,964 --> 01:00:17,444
|
|
皇上
|
|
|
|
1482
|
|
01:00:18,004 --> 01:00:22,324
|
|
皇上还在往里钻呢！你别叫了
|
|
|
|
1483
|
|
01:00:22,884 --> 01:00:23,684
|
|
万笑笑跑了
|
|
|
|
1484
|
|
01:00:23,844 --> 01:00:24,324
|
|
你负责
|
|
|
|
1485
|
|
01:00:24,644 --> 01:00:24,804
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
1486
|
|
01:00:25,284 --> 01:00:28,124
|
|
快上！哎！快点
|
|
|
|
1487
|
|
01:00:28,724 --> 01:00:29,604
|
|
我都快上！哎
|
|
|
|
1488
|
|
01:00:29,604 --> 01:00:31,524
|
|
万笑笑！哎呦
|
|
|
|
1489
|
|
01:00:32,164 --> 01:00:32,844
|
|
你你还敢滚头
|
|
|
|
1490
|
|
01:00:33,124 --> 01:00:35,844
|
|
哎呀！快点！万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1491
|
|
01:00:35,844 --> 01:00:36,404
|
|
你老实点
|
|
|
|
1492
|
|
01:00:36,404 --> 01:00:38,484
|
|
快下来！我
|
|
|
|
1493
|
|
01:00:38,484 --> 01:00:43,924
|
|
看我收拾你！哎！快点！看我来收拾你们！哎呀
|
|
|
|
1494
|
|
01:00:44,164 --> 01:00:44,884
|
|
怎么怎么我了
|
|
|
|
1495
|
|
01:00:45,044 --> 01:00:51,924
|
|
哎呦！哎呀！快点！别骂我呀！先上去
|
|
|
|
1496
|
|
01:00:57,284 --> 01:00:57,684
|
|
咱们跟上！快
|
|
|
|
1497
|
|
01:00:57,684 --> 01:01:01,284
|
|
快！别去！在门口守着！哎哎
|
|
|
|
1498
|
|
01:01:01,284 --> 01:01:01,924
|
|
他跑了！在那边
|
|
|
|
1499
|
|
01:01:01,924 --> 01:01:02,404
|
|
快追
|
|
|
|
1500
|
|
01:01:02,404 --> 01:01:03,364
|
|
快追！啊啊
|
|
|
|
1501
|
|
01:01:03,364 --> 01:01:03,804
|
|
快跑
|
|
|
|
1502
|
|
01:01:04,804 --> 01:01:10,244
|
|
追！站住！站住！啊！你往哪里跑
|
|
|
|
1503
|
|
01:01:10,724 --> 01:01:17,075
|
|
哎哎哎哎！
|
|
|
|
1504
|
|
01:01:17,075 --> 01:01:18,663
|
|
去！
|
|
|
|
1505
|
|
01:01:18,663 --> 01:01:21,838
|
|
站住！
|
|
|
|
1506
|
|
01:01:21,838 --> 01:01:23,426
|
|
嘿！
|
|
|
|
1507
|
|
01:01:23,426 --> 01:01:26,601
|
|
站住！
|
|
|
|
1508
|
|
01:01:26,601 --> 01:01:31,364
|
|
干什么
|
|
|
|
1509
|
|
01:01:32,244 --> 01:01:32,884
|
|
我喊警察了
|
|
|
|
1510
|
|
01:01:33,684 --> 01:01:34,484
|
|
不等警察来
|
|
|
|
1511
|
|
01:01:34,884 --> 01:01:37,084
|
|
我送你上西天！把箱子放下
|
|
|
|
1512
|
|
01:01:38,964 --> 01:01:47,684
|
|
哎哎哎！放下！放下！放下！哎！哎呀！啊！是你们
|
|
|
|
1513
|
|
01:01:48,724 --> 01:01:49,204
|
|
谢谢
|
|
|
|
1514
|
|
01:01:50,084 --> 01:01:50,804
|
|
太感谢你了
|
|
|
|
1515
|
|
01:01:50,804 --> 01:01:52,124
|
|
谢谢！好好好好
|
|
|
|
1516
|
|
01:01:52,244 --> 01:01:52,644
|
|
没关系
|
|
|
|
1517
|
|
01:01:52,644 --> 01:01:53,844
|
|
好路见不平
|
|
|
|
1518
|
|
01:01:53,924 --> 01:01:56,244
|
|
拔刀相助啊！火车快开了
|
|
|
|
1519
|
|
01:01:56,724 --> 01:01:57,644
|
|
我们还不见你来
|
|
|
|
1520
|
|
01:01:57,844 --> 01:01:58,804
|
|
就是到处找
|
|
|
|
1521
|
|
01:01:59,364 --> 01:02:00,324
|
|
这个包是你的
|
|
|
|
1522
|
|
01:02:00,324 --> 01:02:00,604
|
|
是的
|
|
|
|
1523
|
|
01:02:01,364 --> 01:02:01,524
|
|
什么
|
|
|
|
1524
|
|
01:02:02,004 --> 01:02:03,604
|
|
啊！火车开了啊！哎呀
|
|
|
|
1525
|
|
01:02:04,084 --> 01:02:05,284
|
|
我要到高宝市去演出去
|
|
|
|
1526
|
|
01:02:05,524 --> 01:02:06,844
|
|
哎，不要紧
|
|
|
|
1527
|
|
01:02:07,284 --> 01:02:09,204
|
|
你要两天以后才演出
|
|
|
|
1528
|
|
01:02:09,284 --> 01:02:09,844
|
|
赶得上的
|
|
|
|
1529
|
|
01:02:10,564 --> 01:02:11,124
|
|
万先生
|
|
|
|
1530
|
|
01:02:11,524 --> 01:02:12,124
|
|
离这不远
|
|
|
|
1531
|
|
01:02:12,324 --> 01:02:13,004
|
|
有个旅游点
|
|
|
|
1532
|
|
01:02:13,444 --> 01:02:14,924
|
|
我们何不到那儿去住一天
|
|
|
|
1533
|
|
01:02:15,284 --> 01:02:17,204
|
|
等明天再一块儿乘火车走吧
|
|
|
|
1534
|
|
01:02:17,204 --> 01:02:18,204
|
|
哎，对
|
|
|
|
1535
|
|
01:02:18,884 --> 01:02:20,404
|
|
这是个好主意啊
|
|
|
|
1536
|
|
01:02:54,884 --> 01:02:55,884
|
|
哎，侯太太
|
|
|
|
1537
|
|
01:02:56,164 --> 01:02:57,124
|
|
该亲热一下了吧
|
|
|
|
1538
|
|
01:02:58,004 --> 01:02:59,484
|
|
哎，你又忘了
|
|
|
|
1539
|
|
01:02:59,764 --> 01:03:00,684
|
|
咱们是假夫妻
|
|
|
|
1540
|
|
01:03:00,724 --> 01:03:02,004
|
|
那也不能白装一回呀
|
|
|
|
1541
|
|
01:03:02,724 --> 01:03:03,484
|
|
好了好了
|
|
|
|
1542
|
|
01:03:04,164 --> 01:03:05,724
|
|
你注意一下隔壁的万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1543
|
|
01:03:06,564 --> 01:03:07,324
|
|
我先去洗个澡
|
|
|
|
1544
|
|
01:03:07,604 --> 01:03:08,284
|
|
你放心
|
|
|
|
1545
|
|
01:03:08,564 --> 01:03:09,404
|
|
他跑不了
|
|
|
|
1546
|
|
01:03:22,724 --> 01:03:23,444
|
|
哎，雪军
|
|
|
|
1547
|
|
01:03:23,844 --> 01:03:24,404
|
|
我去看过了
|
|
|
|
1548
|
|
01:03:24,724 --> 01:03:26,004
|
|
万笑笑正在洗澡呢
|
|
|
|
1549
|
|
01:03:26,404 --> 01:03:26,884
|
|
他没走
|
|
|
|
1550
|
|
01:03:27,124 --> 01:03:27,324
|
|
哦
|
|
|
|
1551
|
|
01:03:27,604 --> 01:03:29,524
|
|
下边可就看你的了啊
|
|
|
|
1552
|
|
01:03:30,244 --> 01:03:31,324
|
|
你放心好了
|
|
|
|
1553
|
|
01:03:31,604 --> 01:03:32,244
|
|
哎呀
|
|
|
|
1554
|
|
01:03:32,324 --> 01:03:36,204
|
|
你可真美呀！请进
|
|
|
|
1555
|
|
01:03:39,284 --> 01:03:39,844
|
|
万先生
|
|
|
|
1556
|
|
01:03:40,484 --> 01:03:40,644
|
|
啊
|
|
|
|
1557
|
|
01:03:41,844 --> 01:03:43,524
|
|
侯太太
|
|
|
|
1558
|
|
01:03:43,524 --> 01:03:43,684
|
|
哈哈哈！哈
|
|
|
|
1559
|
|
01:03:45,044 --> 01:03:45,524
|
|
你怎么了
|
|
|
|
1560
|
|
01:03:46,084 --> 01:03:47,164
|
|
怎么一会儿功夫
|
|
|
|
1561
|
|
01:03:47,684 --> 01:03:51,764
|
|
你剃成光头了
|
|
|
|
1562
|
|
01:03:51,764 --> 01:03:51,964
|
|
哦啊
|
|
|
|
1563
|
|
01:03:52,404 --> 01:03:52,604
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
1564
|
|
01:03:54,084 --> 01:03:56,164
|
|
哈哈哈！哈坐吧
|
|
|
|
1565
|
|
01:03:56,724 --> 01:03:57,204
|
|
谢谢
|
|
|
|
1566
|
|
01:04:04,404 --> 01:04:04,884
|
|
请抽烟
|
|
|
|
1567
|
|
01:04:05,204 --> 01:04:06,124
|
|
啊，我不会
|
|
|
|
1568
|
|
01:04:06,804 --> 01:04:07,004
|
|
啊
|
|
|
|
1569
|
|
01:04:10,644 --> 01:04:10,844
|
|
啊
|
|
|
|
1570
|
|
01:04:12,084 --> 01:04:12,604
|
|
万先生
|
|
|
|
1571
|
|
01:04:13,124 --> 01:04:15,564
|
|
您看的我都不好意思了
|
|
|
|
1572
|
|
01:04:16,484 --> 01:04:19,244
|
|
呃，你的形象和气质都不错
|
|
|
|
1573
|
|
01:04:20,164 --> 01:04:20,964
|
|
不当演员可惜了
|
|
|
|
1574
|
|
01:04:21,604 --> 01:04:22,404
|
|
真的
|
|
|
|
1575
|
|
01:04:22,724 --> 01:04:23,324
|
|
太好了
|
|
|
|
1576
|
|
01:04:23,684 --> 01:04:26,284
|
|
我就是为这事儿来找您的
|
|
|
|
1577
|
|
01:04:27,124 --> 01:04:28,924
|
|
哎，我先跳舞给您看看吧
|
|
|
|
1578
|
|
01:04:28,964 --> 01:04:29,684
|
|
不必了吧
|
|
|
|
1579
|
|
01:04:31,124 --> 01:04:32,284
|
|
您要收我当徒弟
|
|
|
|
1580
|
|
01:04:32,884 --> 01:04:33,604
|
|
不考考我
|
|
|
|
1581
|
|
01:04:34,084 --> 01:04:34,644
|
|
那哪成啊
|
|
|
|
1582
|
|
01:04:48,404 --> 01:04:50,660
|
|
哎呦！
|
|
|
|
1583
|
|
01:04:50,660 --> 01:04:52,916
|
|
哎呦！
|
|
|
|
1584
|
|
01:04:52,916 --> 01:04:55,172
|
|
哎呦！
|
|
|
|
1585
|
|
01:04:55,172 --> 01:04:59,684
|
|
脚扭伤了
|
|
|
|
1586
|
|
01:04:59,764 --> 01:05:00,044
|
|
不是
|
|
|
|
1587
|
|
01:05:00,324 --> 01:05:01,724
|
|
是我的胃病又犯了
|
|
|
|
1588
|
|
01:05:02,244 --> 01:05:02,524
|
|
坐下
|
|
|
|
1589
|
|
01:05:03,604 --> 01:05:04,244
|
|
我去叫侯先生去
|
|
|
|
1590
|
|
01:05:04,644 --> 01:05:05,084
|
|
你别去
|
|
|
|
1591
|
|
01:05:06,004 --> 01:05:06,844
|
|
他出去了
|
|
|
|
1592
|
|
01:05:07,044 --> 01:05:07,444
|
|
哎呦
|
|
|
|
1593
|
|
01:05:07,924 --> 01:05:08,404
|
|
那怎么办
|
|
|
|
1594
|
|
01:05:09,204 --> 01:05:11,404
|
|
我的胃病只要一按摩就不痛
|
|
|
|
1595
|
|
01:05:11,444 --> 01:05:20,444
|
|
哎呦哎呦哎呦哎呦
|
|
|
|
1596
|
|
01:05:21,204 --> 01:05:22,044
|
|
用点劲儿嘛
|
|
|
|
1597
|
|
01:05:22,164 --> 01:05:23,444
|
|
哎呦
|
|
|
|
1598
|
|
01:05:25,444 --> 01:05:25,964
|
|
万先生
|
|
|
|
1599
|
|
01:05:26,404 --> 01:05:26,564
|
|
啊
|
|
|
|
1600
|
|
01:05:26,644 --> 01:05:28,924
|
|
你相信一见钟情吗
|
|
|
|
1601
|
|
01:05:29,364 --> 01:05:31,524
|
|
呃，这个
|
|
|
|
1602
|
|
01:05:32,484 --> 01:05:32,964
|
|
你你说什么
|
|
|
|
1603
|
|
01:05:33,364 --> 01:05:34,124
|
|
在火车上
|
|
|
|
1604
|
|
01:05:34,724 --> 01:05:35,764
|
|
你拥抱了我
|
|
|
|
1605
|
|
01:05:36,004 --> 01:05:36,924
|
|
我就爱上你了
|
|
|
|
1606
|
|
01:05:37,924 --> 01:05:38,524
|
|
侯太太
|
|
|
|
1607
|
|
01:05:39,044 --> 01:05:39,604
|
|
你别误会
|
|
|
|
1608
|
|
01:05:39,924 --> 01:05:41,204
|
|
那是火车震动
|
|
|
|
1609
|
|
01:05:41,364 --> 01:05:41,764
|
|
是啊
|
|
|
|
1610
|
|
01:05:42,004 --> 01:05:44,284
|
|
不震动怎么能产生火花啊
|
|
|
|
1611
|
|
01:05:46,084 --> 01:05:46,764
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
1612
|
|
01:05:48,004 --> 01:05:49,324
|
|
男人的那种眼神
|
|
|
|
1613
|
|
01:05:50,084 --> 01:05:51,244
|
|
我太熟悉了
|
|
|
|
1614
|
|
01:05:52,164 --> 01:05:55,644
|
|
不过你的眼神是纯情的
|
|
|
|
1615
|
|
01:05:56,724 --> 01:05:57,164
|
|
侯太太
|
|
|
|
1616
|
|
01:05:57,524 --> 01:05:58,524
|
|
我不是侯太太
|
|
|
|
1617
|
|
01:05:59,204 --> 01:05:59,804
|
|
嗯，那你是
|
|
|
|
1618
|
|
01:06:00,164 --> 01:06:01,124
|
|
别叫我太太
|
|
|
|
1619
|
|
01:06:01,124 --> 01:06:01,804
|
|
太太的
|
|
|
|
1620
|
|
01:06:02,404 --> 01:06:04,684
|
|
我让你叫我雪军小姐
|
|
|
|
1621
|
|
01:06:05,684 --> 01:06:06,284
|
|
雪军小姐
|
|
|
|
1622
|
|
01:06:06,404 --> 01:06:07,604
|
|
嗯，请别介意
|
|
|
|
1623
|
|
01:06:08,164 --> 01:06:09,004
|
|
人家看见不好
|
|
|
|
1624
|
|
01:06:09,684 --> 01:06:11,484
|
|
哟，别装正经了
|
|
|
|
1625
|
|
01:06:12,164 --> 01:06:14,204
|
|
大明星有个把情人的
|
|
|
|
1626
|
|
01:06:14,644 --> 01:06:16,444
|
|
你又不是头一个
|
|
|
|
1627
|
|
01:06:17,524 --> 01:06:17,724
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
1628
|
|
01:06:19,364 --> 01:06:19,964
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
1629
|
|
01:06:22,084 --> 01:06:22,684
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
1630
|
|
01:06:23,924 --> 01:06:32,924
|
|
哼，你们这对狗男女
|
|
|
|
1631
|
|
01:06:33,684 --> 01:06:35,484
|
|
背着我干出这种事情来
|
|
|
|
1632
|
|
01:06:36,404 --> 01:06:39,044
|
|
你这个万年受刑的东西！喂
|
|
|
|
1633
|
|
01:06:39,044 --> 01:06:39,284
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
1634
|
|
01:06:39,924 --> 01:06:41,324
|
|
你大白天强奸我老婆
|
|
|
|
1635
|
|
01:06:41,684 --> 01:06:42,644
|
|
走，到牌子坐垫
|
|
|
|
1636
|
|
01:06:42,884 --> 01:06:43,284
|
|
侯先生
|
|
|
|
1637
|
|
01:06:43,444 --> 01:06:43,924
|
|
你听我说
|
|
|
|
1638
|
|
01:06:44,084 --> 01:06:44,724
|
|
你误会了
|
|
|
|
1639
|
|
01:06:45,444 --> 01:06:45,724
|
|
误会
|
|
|
|
1640
|
|
01:06:46,404 --> 01:06:47,684
|
|
是我亲眼看见的
|
|
|
|
1641
|
|
01:06:47,924 --> 01:06:48,404
|
|
你赖不掉
|
|
|
|
1642
|
|
01:06:49,124 --> 01:06:50,364
|
|
总不会是他勾引你吧
|
|
|
|
1643
|
|
01:06:50,964 --> 01:06:51,044
|
|
这
|
|
|
|
1644
|
|
01:06:51,844 --> 01:06:52,204
|
|
小侯
|
|
|
|
1645
|
|
01:06:52,404 --> 01:06:52,884
|
|
算了吧
|
|
|
|
1646
|
|
01:06:53,284 --> 01:06:54,484
|
|
还是想个办法吧
|
|
|
|
1647
|
|
01:06:54,484 --> 01:06:55,044
|
|
什么办法
|
|
|
|
1648
|
|
01:06:55,844 --> 01:06:56,524
|
|
请别叫喊
|
|
|
|
1649
|
|
01:06:57,044 --> 01:06:58,724
|
|
嗯，办法总会有的
|
|
|
|
1650
|
|
01:06:59,924 --> 01:07:00,844
|
|
嗯，好吧
|
|
|
|
1651
|
|
01:07:01,604 --> 01:07:03,884
|
|
哼，事情既然到了这样
|
|
|
|
1652
|
|
01:07:04,724 --> 01:07:05,244
|
|
那你说吧
|
|
|
|
1653
|
|
01:07:06,324 --> 01:07:07,404
|
|
是公了呢
|
|
|
|
1654
|
|
01:07:07,764 --> 01:07:08,364
|
|
还是私了
|
|
|
|
1655
|
|
01:07:09,044 --> 01:07:09,644
|
|
公了怎么说
|
|
|
|
1656
|
|
01:07:09,764 --> 01:07:10,484
|
|
私了怎么说
|
|
|
|
1657
|
|
01:07:10,644 --> 01:07:11,324
|
|
公了嘛
|
|
|
|
1658
|
|
01:07:11,684 --> 01:07:12,884
|
|
你跟我到派出所去一次
|
|
|
|
1659
|
|
01:07:13,204 --> 01:07:14,644
|
|
然后我再到报社去一次
|
|
|
|
1660
|
|
01:07:15,444 --> 01:07:16,084
|
|
那么私了呢
|
|
|
|
1661
|
|
01:07:16,484 --> 01:07:17,084
|
|
私了
|
|
|
|
1662
|
|
01:07:18,644 --> 01:07:19,964
|
|
把你那只箱子给我
|
|
|
|
1663
|
|
01:07:20,404 --> 01:07:22,404
|
|
不，不不
|
|
|
|
1664
|
|
01:07:22,964 --> 01:07:23,764
|
|
箱子不能给你
|
|
|
|
1665
|
|
01:07:24,084 --> 01:07:24,444
|
|
不给
|
|
|
|
1666
|
|
01:07:25,124 --> 01:07:26,324
|
|
你想白占便宜
|
|
|
|
1667
|
|
01:07:26,484 --> 01:07:26,804
|
|
不是
|
|
|
|
1668
|
|
01:07:26,804 --> 01:07:28,484
|
|
梅梅儿
|
|
|
|
1669
|
|
01:07:28,484 --> 01:07:31,844
|
|
哎哎哎
|
|
|
|
1670
|
|
01:07:32,804 --> 01:07:33,124
|
|
小侯
|
|
|
|
1671
|
|
01:07:34,324 --> 01:07:34,644
|
|
小侯
|
|
|
|
1672
|
|
01:07:34,884 --> 01:07:35,524
|
|
把箱子给我
|
|
|
|
1673
|
|
01:07:36,404 --> 01:07:37,084
|
|
五万块奖金
|
|
|
|
1674
|
|
01:07:37,204 --> 01:07:37,684
|
|
开玩笑
|
|
|
|
1675
|
|
01:07:38,004 --> 01:07:38,324
|
|
你怎么
|
|
|
|
1676
|
|
01:07:38,644 --> 01:07:39,444
|
|
你想独吞呢
|
|
|
|
1677
|
|
01:07:39,844 --> 01:07:40,764
|
|
别怪我不客气
|
|
|
|
1678
|
|
01:07:41,044 --> 01:07:41,804
|
|
不客气怎么样
|
|
|
|
1679
|
|
01:07:42,004 --> 01:07:43,044
|
|
箱子在我手里
|
|
|
|
1680
|
|
01:07:43,044 --> 01:07:43,444
|
|
你给不给我
|
|
|
|
1681
|
|
01:07:43,764 --> 01:07:44,244
|
|
滚来
|
|
|
|
1682
|
|
01:07:44,324 --> 01:07:44,404
|
|
给我
|
|
|
|
1683
|
|
01:07:45,044 --> 01:07:45,444
|
|
你给不给
|
|
|
|
1684
|
|
01:07:45,444 --> 01:07:46,724
|
|
走开！你这个臭女人
|
|
|
|
1685
|
|
01:07:46,724 --> 01:07:51,444
|
|
啊啊！嘿
|
|
|
|
1686
|
|
01:07:53,204 --> 01:07:53,364
|
|
哼
|
|
|
|
1687
|
|
01:07:56,964 --> 01:07:57,924
|
|
抓住！哎
|
|
|
|
1688
|
|
01:07:58,564 --> 01:07:58,884
|
|
雪军
|
|
|
|
1689
|
|
01:07:58,884 --> 01:08:00,724
|
|
哎，谢谢你帮我夺回箱子
|
|
|
|
1690
|
|
01:08:02,004 --> 01:08:02,924
|
|
哎哎
|
|
|
|
1691
|
|
01:08:03,284 --> 01:08:06,164
|
|
你不该把他打死啊！他只是晕过去了
|
|
|
|
1692
|
|
01:08:06,644 --> 01:08:07,204
|
|
不要紧的
|
|
|
|
1693
|
|
01:08:08,804 --> 01:08:12,684
|
|
啊，坏了！来人了！哎
|
|
|
|
1694
|
|
01:08:13,284 --> 01:08:14,324
|
|
这……哎
|
|
|
|
1695
|
|
01:08:14,404 --> 01:08:15,764
|
|
这个……给他抬到沙发上去
|
|
|
|
1696
|
|
01:08:15,764 --> 01:08:23,804
|
|
好，快点！请进
|
|
|
|
1697
|
|
01:08:25,524 --> 01:08:25,804
|
|
你好
|
|
|
|
1698
|
|
01:08:29,284 --> 01:08:29,444
|
|
哎
|
|
|
|
1699
|
|
01:08:32,164 --> 01:08:33,044
|
|
这位先生怎么了
|
|
|
|
1700
|
|
01:08:33,444 --> 01:08:34,404
|
|
像是昏过去了
|
|
|
|
1701
|
|
01:08:34,404 --> 01:08:35,524
|
|
没事
|
|
|
|
1702
|
|
01:08:35,524 --> 01:08:37,164
|
|
啊，他是在装死
|
|
|
|
1703
|
|
01:08:37,684 --> 01:08:38,684
|
|
我们在排练小品
|
|
|
|
1704
|
|
01:08:39,364 --> 01:08:40,124
|
|
排什么小品
|
|
|
|
1705
|
|
01:08:40,884 --> 01:08:41,764
|
|
一个幽默小品
|
|
|
|
1706
|
|
01:08:42,084 --> 01:08:42,924
|
|
活人和死人
|
|
|
|
1707
|
|
01:08:43,684 --> 01:08:44,964
|
|
我那搭档他演死人
|
|
|
|
1708
|
|
01:08:45,524 --> 01:08:47,124
|
|
哎哎！你瞧
|
|
|
|
1709
|
|
01:08:47,604 --> 01:08:48,244
|
|
他演的多棒
|
|
|
|
1710
|
|
01:08:48,324 --> 01:08:49,124
|
|
像真死一样
|
|
|
|
1711
|
|
01:08:49,284 --> 01:08:49,844
|
|
其实还有气儿
|
|
|
|
1712
|
|
01:08:50,404 --> 01:08:50,684
|
|
不错
|
|
|
|
1713
|
|
01:08:51,124 --> 01:08:51,724
|
|
明明有气
|
|
|
|
1714
|
|
01:08:52,164 --> 01:08:52,884
|
|
真会装死
|
|
|
|
1715
|
|
01:08:53,844 --> 01:08:54,884
|
|
我能看你们排戏吗
|
|
|
|
1716
|
|
01:08:55,044 --> 01:08:55,524
|
|
那不行了
|
|
|
|
1717
|
|
01:08:56,084 --> 01:08:57,204
|
|
演出以前是保密的
|
|
|
|
1718
|
|
01:08:57,444 --> 01:08:57,604
|
|
请
|
|
|
|
1719
|
|
01:08:58,004 --> 01:08:59,284
|
|
那只能等你们演出了
|
|
|
|
1720
|
|
01:08:59,444 --> 01:09:00,604
|
|
啊！好啊
|
|
|
|
1721
|
|
01:09:00,644 --> 01:09:01,164
|
|
雪军
|
|
|
|
1722
|
|
01:09:01,364 --> 01:09:01,844
|
|
你喊什么喊
|
|
|
|
1723
|
|
01:09:02,004 --> 01:09:03,964
|
|
小，几万块钱！你上都吞
|
|
|
|
1724
|
|
01:09:04,004 --> 01:09:05,084
|
|
你！我练了
|
|
|
|
1725
|
|
01:09:06,324 --> 01:09:06,844
|
|
为了报仇
|
|
|
|
1726
|
|
01:09:07,284 --> 01:09:07,844
|
|
闹情绪呢
|
|
|
|
1727
|
|
01:09:08,244 --> 01:09:08,444
|
|
对
|
|
|
|
1728
|
|
01:09:08,804 --> 01:09:08,964
|
|
行
|
|
|
|
1729
|
|
01:09:10,804 --> 01:09:11,724
|
|
你们演的真像
|
|
|
|
1730
|
|
01:09:15,124 --> 01:09:15,444
|
|
坏了
|
|
|
|
1731
|
|
01:09:15,844 --> 01:09:17,204
|
|
快没气了！我喊医生去
|
|
|
|
1732
|
|
01:09:18,004 --> 01:09:18,724
|
|
回来
|
|
|
|
1733
|
|
01:09:18,724 --> 01:09:19,324
|
|
啊！你疯了
|
|
|
|
1734
|
|
01:09:19,604 --> 01:09:20,284
|
|
去倒杯水来
|
|
|
|
1735
|
|
01:09:20,724 --> 01:09:20,924
|
|
好
|
|
|
|
1736
|
|
01:09:25,844 --> 01:09:27,084
|
|
我给他吃点药就好了
|
|
|
|
1737
|
|
01:09:27,204 --> 01:09:28,964
|
|
啊！你随身还带着药
|
|
|
|
1738
|
|
01:09:29,284 --> 01:09:30,644
|
|
本来是给你准备的
|
|
|
|
1739
|
|
01:09:30,724 --> 01:09:31,364
|
|
啊
|
|
|
|
1740
|
|
01:09:31,924 --> 01:09:32,324
|
|
什么药
|
|
|
|
1741
|
|
01:09:32,804 --> 01:09:33,884
|
|
长效安眠药
|
|
|
|
1742
|
|
01:09:34,324 --> 01:09:34,964
|
|
吃上两片
|
|
|
|
1743
|
|
01:09:35,364 --> 01:09:36,684
|
|
能睡他两天两夜的
|
|
|
|
1744
|
|
01:09:37,844 --> 01:09:38,484
|
|
你们是什么人
|
|
|
|
1745
|
|
01:09:39,684 --> 01:09:41,204
|
|
他们在排的那个小品啊
|
|
|
|
1746
|
|
01:09:41,204 --> 01:09:42,164
|
|
可有意思了
|
|
|
|
1747
|
|
01:09:42,964 --> 01:09:44,004
|
|
逗得我只想笑
|
|
|
|
1748
|
|
01:09:46,244 --> 01:09:46,684
|
|
其实
|
|
|
|
1749
|
|
01:09:47,444 --> 01:09:48,604
|
|
我心里也很苦
|
|
|
|
1750
|
|
01:09:50,644 --> 01:09:53,084
|
|
我需要一大笔钱办出国手续
|
|
|
|
1751
|
|
01:09:55,364 --> 01:09:56,204
|
|
于是老板娘
|
|
|
|
1752
|
|
01:09:57,204 --> 01:09:59,404
|
|
就让我和小侯冒充假夫妻
|
|
|
|
1753
|
|
01:10:00,724 --> 01:10:02,604
|
|
来劫持你的密码箱
|
|
|
|
1754
|
|
01:10:04,164 --> 01:10:04,684
|
|
他还说
|
|
|
|
1755
|
|
01:10:05,444 --> 01:10:07,484
|
|
必要时可以把你杀了
|
|
|
|
1756
|
|
01:10:07,924 --> 01:10:08,124
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
1757
|
|
01:10:09,204 --> 01:10:09,564
|
|
我一听
|
|
|
|
1758
|
|
01:10:10,164 --> 01:10:11,084
|
|
头皮直发麻
|
|
|
|
1759
|
|
01:10:13,844 --> 01:10:15,284
|
|
我和你无冤无仇的
|
|
|
|
1760
|
|
01:10:15,844 --> 01:10:16,924
|
|
我干嘛要杀你呀
|
|
|
|
1761
|
|
01:10:18,644 --> 01:10:19,484
|
|
再说了
|
|
|
|
1762
|
|
01:10:20,404 --> 01:10:23,244
|
|
我一看到你就爱上你了
|
|
|
|
1763
|
|
01:10:23,924 --> 01:10:24,284
|
|
雪军
|
|
|
|
1764
|
|
01:10:24,804 --> 01:10:25,324
|
|
谢谢你
|
|
|
|
1765
|
|
01:10:27,124 --> 01:10:27,564
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
1766
|
|
01:10:28,084 --> 01:10:29,004
|
|
拿上这只密码箱
|
|
|
|
1767
|
|
01:10:29,364 --> 01:10:30,444
|
|
咱们远走高飞吧
|
|
|
|
1768
|
|
01:10:33,124 --> 01:10:33,644
|
|
我知道
|
|
|
|
1769
|
|
01:10:35,284 --> 01:10:36,604
|
|
你是喜欢我的
|
|
|
|
1770
|
|
01:10:37,124 --> 01:10:37,444
|
|
是的
|
|
|
|
1771
|
|
01:10:38,644 --> 01:10:39,644
|
|
那咱们一块儿走吧
|
|
|
|
1772
|
|
01:10:40,964 --> 01:10:41,324
|
|
好吧
|
|
|
|
1773
|
|
01:10:41,924 --> 01:10:42,524
|
|
我们就走
|
|
|
|
1774
|
|
01:10:42,884 --> 01:10:45,364
|
|
哎，雪军
|
|
|
|
1775
|
|
01:10:45,764 --> 01:10:47,684
|
|
嗯，你赶快回房间收拾收拾
|
|
|
|
1776
|
|
01:10:48,084 --> 01:10:48,604
|
|
我等你啊
|
|
|
|
1777
|
|
01:10:48,884 --> 01:10:49,044
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
1778
|
|
01:10:49,524 --> 01:10:50,724
|
|
哎，把他弄到你房间去
|
|
|
|
1779
|
|
01:10:50,964 --> 01:10:51,124
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
1780
|
|
01:10:56,004 --> 01:10:56,804
|
|
快点啊！哎
|
|
|
|
1781
|
|
01:10:56,964 --> 01:11:00,804
|
|
我知道了
|
|
|
|
1782
|
|
01:11:32,244 --> 01:11:32,484
|
|
别动
|
|
|
|
1783
|
|
01:11:33,444 --> 01:11:39,044
|
|
举起手来！严律
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1784
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01:11:39,364 --> 01:11:39,884
|
|
是你
|
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1785
|
|
01:11:40,564 --> 01:11:41,444
|
|
你怎么到这来了
|
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1786
|
|
01:11:41,444 --> 01:11:43,044
|
|
我要是告诉你我跟了你一路
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1787
|
|
01:11:43,204 --> 01:11:44,284
|
|
你一定会更吃惊吧
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1788
|
|
01:11:45,044 --> 01:11:45,684
|
|
你一直跟着我
|
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|
1789
|
|
01:11:46,324 --> 01:11:46,644
|
|
为什么
|
|
|
|
1790
|
|
01:11:47,204 --> 01:11:49,684
|
|
我要看看你这一路上到底会缠上几个女人
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1791
|
|
01:11:54,804 --> 01:11:57,204
|
|
那么刚才在你房里那个女人是怎么回事啊
|
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|
1792
|
|
01:11:58,324 --> 01:11:59,004
|
|
说来话长
|
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1793
|
|
01:11:59,924 --> 01:12:00,404
|
|
其实啊
|
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|
1794
|
|
01:12:00,724 --> 01:12:01,684
|
|
你不老实也不行啊
|
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1795
|
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01:12:01,844 --> 01:12:02,884
|
|
她丈夫就在她身边
|
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|
1796
|
|
01:12:02,964 --> 01:12:03,284
|
|
对不对
|
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|
1797
|
|
01:12:09,684 --> 01:12:09,924
|
|
笑笑
|
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|
|
1798
|
|
01:12:10,244 --> 01:12:11,924
|
|
这箱子里到底装的是什么
|
|
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|
1799
|
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01:12:12,884 --> 01:12:13,324
|
|
一万块钱
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1800
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01:12:14,324 --> 01:12:16,004
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不会搞错吧
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1801
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01:12:16,004 --> 01:12:18,244
|
|
哎，剧场经理亲手交给我的
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1802
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01:12:18,644 --> 01:12:19,044
|
|
那会错
|
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1803
|
|
01:12:19,764 --> 01:12:20,604
|
|
为了一万元钱
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1804
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|
01:12:20,884 --> 01:12:21,844
|
|
他们那么大动干戈
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1805
|
|
01:12:22,644 --> 01:12:22,964
|
|
哎，笑笑
|
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1806
|
|
01:12:23,524 --> 01:12:25,204
|
|
让我来看看
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|
1807
|
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01:12:25,204 --> 01:12:26,044
|
|
哎，不能看
|
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|
|
1808
|
|
01:12:26,484 --> 01:12:26,804
|
|
为什么
|
|
|
|
1809
|
|
01:12:27,204 --> 01:12:28,604
|
|
我开了两次都打不开
|
|
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|
1810
|
|
01:12:29,684 --> 01:12:30,964
|
|
这密码是不是记错了
|
|
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|
1811
|
|
01:12:31,844 --> 01:12:32,444
|
|
密码没错
|
|
|
|
1812
|
|
01:12:32,644 --> 01:12:33,284
|
|
就是打不开
|
|
|
|
1813
|
|
01:12:34,804 --> 01:12:36,324
|
|
也许是国产货不过关吧
|
|
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|
1814
|
|
01:12:37,124 --> 01:12:39,044
|
|
密码程序全乱套了
|
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|
1815
|
|
01:12:39,044 --> 01:12:40,804
|
|
我看事情有些不对头啊
|
|
|
|
1816
|
|
01:12:41,604 --> 01:12:41,924
|
|
是啊
|
|
|
|
1817
|
|
01:12:42,804 --> 01:12:45,044
|
|
对我的箱子感兴趣的不止两个人呢
|
|
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|
1818
|
|
01:12:45,044 --> 01:12:46,644
|
|
啊，还有些什么人
|
|
|
|
1819
|
|
01:12:46,644 --> 01:12:47,444
|
|
呃，不谈了吧
|
|
|
|
1820
|
|
01:12:47,604 --> 01:12:48,644
|
|
事情已经过去了
|
|
|
|
1821
|
|
01:12:48,644 --> 01:12:48,964
|
|
不说了
|
|
|
|
1822
|
|
01:12:49,844 --> 01:12:50,804
|
|
免得你担心受怕
|
|
|
|
1823
|
|
01:12:51,284 --> 01:12:52,004
|
|
哎，笑笑
|
|
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|
1824
|
|
01:12:52,244 --> 01:12:53,044
|
|
来，跟我走
|
|
|
|
1825
|
|
01:12:53,364 --> 01:12:54,284
|
|
咱们马上回家
|
|
|
|
1826
|
|
01:12:54,804 --> 01:12:55,044
|
|
哎呀
|
|
|
|
1827
|
|
01:12:55,044 --> 01:12:55,364
|
|
不行
|
|
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|
1828
|
|
01:12:55,764 --> 01:12:56,484
|
|
我已经订了合同
|
|
|
|
1829
|
|
01:12:56,564 --> 01:12:57,284
|
|
一定要去演出
|
|
|
|
1830
|
|
01:12:57,444 --> 01:12:58,324
|
|
要不小报上一登
|
|
|
|
1831
|
|
01:12:59,044 --> 01:13:00,124
|
|
我的财路就断了
|
|
|
|
1832
|
|
01:13:00,644 --> 01:13:02,164
|
|
你到底是要钱还是要命吗
|
|
|
|
1833
|
|
01:13:03,924 --> 01:13:04,324
|
|
钱也要
|
|
|
|
1834
|
|
01:13:04,564 --> 01:13:04,964
|
|
命也要
|
|
|
|
1835
|
|
01:13:06,324 --> 01:13:07,164
|
|
嫁给你真倒霉
|
|
|
|
1836
|
|
01:13:08,404 --> 01:13:08,804
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
1837
|
|
01:13:10,644 --> 01:13:12,604
|
|
你就这么狠心把我抛下
|
|
|
|
1838
|
|
01:13:13,044 --> 01:13:13,364
|
|
是什么
|
|
|
|
1839
|
|
01:13:13,444 --> 01:13:14,604
|
|
如果我没看错的话
|
|
|
|
1840
|
|
01:13:14,804 --> 01:13:16,724
|
|
她就是刚才那个在你房间里的女人
|
|
|
|
1841
|
|
01:13:16,964 --> 01:13:17,284
|
|
没错
|
|
|
|
1842
|
|
01:13:17,764 --> 01:13:18,604
|
|
我叫雪军
|
|
|
|
1843
|
|
01:13:19,124 --> 01:13:21,044
|
|
笑笑的情人
|
|
|
|
1844
|
|
01:13:21,204 --> 01:13:21,444
|
|
什么
|
|
|
|
1845
|
|
01:13:22,404 --> 01:13:25,044
|
|
你雪军凭什么胡说
|
|
|
|
1846
|
|
01:13:25,684 --> 01:13:26,084
|
|
凭什么
|
|
|
|
1847
|
|
01:13:26,964 --> 01:13:28,284
|
|
凭你拥抱过我
|
|
|
|
1848
|
|
01:13:28,564 --> 01:13:29,284
|
|
亲吻过我
|
|
|
|
1849
|
|
01:13:30,004 --> 01:13:32,724
|
|
你还答应和我一起私奔
|
|
|
|
1850
|
|
01:13:32,724 --> 01:13:34,084
|
|
哎，这是真的
|
|
|
|
1851
|
|
01:13:34,244 --> 01:13:34,644
|
|
你问他
|
|
|
|
1852
|
|
01:13:35,044 --> 01:13:36,004
|
|
我，你说呀
|
|
|
|
1853
|
|
01:13:36,004 --> 01:13:36,524
|
|
啊！哎
|
|
|
|
1854
|
|
01:13:36,564 --> 01:13:37,044
|
|
你说呀
|
|
|
|
1855
|
|
01:13:37,284 --> 01:13:37,844
|
|
你啊
|
|
|
|
1856
|
|
01:13:37,924 --> 01:13:38,844
|
|
叫我笑笑
|
|
|
|
1857
|
|
01:13:39,044 --> 01:13:39,604
|
|
哎，跟我走
|
|
|
|
1858
|
|
01:13:39,604 --> 01:13:44,244
|
|
哎，走啊！你跟我走啊！哎
|
|
|
|
1859
|
|
01:13:44,884 --> 01:13:45,644
|
|
凭什么跟你走
|
|
|
|
1860
|
|
01:13:46,404 --> 01:13:48,324
|
|
哎，你叶绿
|
|
|
|
1861
|
|
01:13:49,044 --> 01:13:49,204
|
|
叶绿
|
|
|
|
1862
|
|
01:13:50,244 --> 01:13:51,204
|
|
你不要听他胡说
|
|
|
|
1863
|
|
01:13:51,364 --> 01:13:52,164
|
|
你该相信我
|
|
|
|
1864
|
|
01:13:52,244 --> 01:13:54,724
|
|
你别碰我！我我向你保证过
|
|
|
|
1865
|
|
01:13:54,724 --> 01:13:55,444
|
|
你该相信我
|
|
|
|
1866
|
|
01:13:55,444 --> 01:13:56,604
|
|
吴太太
|
|
|
|
1867
|
|
01:13:56,964 --> 01:13:59,004
|
|
这是他送我的定情照
|
|
|
|
1868
|
|
01:13:59,524 --> 01:14:02,964
|
|
啊！你你你还送他照片
|
|
|
|
1869
|
|
01:14:03,764 --> 01:14:05,444
|
|
这照片哪来的
|
|
|
|
1870
|
|
01:14:05,524 --> 01:14:05,764
|
|
哎呦
|
|
|
|
1871
|
|
01:14:05,764 --> 01:14:10,884
|
|
冤枉！我真是冤枉啊！照片的后面还有题字呢
|
|
|
|
1872
|
|
01:14:10,884 --> 01:14:10,964
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
1873
|
|
01:14:13,364 --> 01:14:14,124
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
1874
|
|
01:14:14,644 --> 01:14:14,964
|
|
正文
|
|
|
|
1875
|
|
01:14:16,084 --> 01:14:16,484
|
|
你还念
|
|
|
|
1876
|
|
01:14:18,164 --> 01:14:19,604
|
|
我、我这不是我写的
|
|
|
|
1877
|
|
01:14:20,484 --> 01:14:21,084
|
|
万太太
|
|
|
|
1878
|
|
01:14:21,444 --> 01:14:24,204
|
|
这下你该明白了吧
|
|
|
|
1879
|
|
01:14:24,484 --> 01:14:25,764
|
|
你这个……好啊
|
|
|
|
1880
|
|
01:14:26,244 --> 01:14:27,684
|
|
万笑笑
|
|
|
|
1881
|
|
01:14:27,684 --> 01:14:30,484
|
|
我算是看透你了
|
|
|
|
1882
|
|
01:14:30,484 --> 01:14:32,084
|
|
叶绿
|
|
|
|
1883
|
|
01:14:32,244 --> 01:14:34,804
|
|
别走！你别碰我！哎
|
|
|
|
1884
|
|
01:14:35,044 --> 01:14:36,644
|
|
你别走啊！我给你
|
|
|
|
1885
|
|
01:14:37,684 --> 01:14:38,004
|
|
你别拉我
|
|
|
|
1886
|
|
01:14:38,004 --> 01:14:38,164
|
|
让我走
|
|
|
|
1887
|
|
01:14:38,164 --> 01:14:38,484
|
|
你跟我走了不是
|
|
|
|
1888
|
|
01:14:38,724 --> 01:14:41,924
|
|
哎呀！笑笑
|
|
|
|
1889
|
|
01:14:42,164 --> 01:14:42,844
|
|
摔疼了吗
|
|
|
|
1890
|
|
01:14:43,444 --> 01:14:45,084
|
|
别碰我！笑笑
|
|
|
|
1891
|
|
01:14:45,684 --> 01:14:46,444
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
1892
|
|
01:14:47,124 --> 01:14:48,004
|
|
叫的多好听呢
|
|
|
|
1893
|
|
01:14:48,404 --> 01:14:49,684
|
|
你的心比毒蛇还毒
|
|
|
|
1894
|
|
01:14:50,484 --> 01:14:50,964
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
1895
|
|
01:14:50,964 --> 01:14:51,524
|
|
你对不起
|
|
|
|
1896
|
|
01:14:52,004 --> 01:14:53,644
|
|
请连名带姓一起叫好不好
|
|
|
|
1897
|
|
01:14:57,364 --> 01:14:59,404
|
|
嗯，万笑笑同志
|
|
|
|
1898
|
|
01:14:59,990 --> 01:15:00,710
|
|
对不起了
|
|
|
|
1899
|
|
01:15:01,590 --> 01:15:04,150
|
|
照片后面的字是我写上去的
|
|
|
|
1900
|
|
01:15:04,950 --> 01:15:05,190
|
|
什么
|
|
|
|
1901
|
|
01:15:05,990 --> 01:15:06,790
|
|
你照片是哪来的
|
|
|
|
1902
|
|
01:15:08,310 --> 01:15:09,270
|
|
老板娘给的
|
|
|
|
1903
|
|
01:15:09,990 --> 01:15:12,070
|
|
让我对着照片抓人呢
|
|
|
|
1904
|
|
01:15:13,190 --> 01:15:14,390
|
|
碰到你倒了霉了
|
|
|
|
1905
|
|
01:15:14,390 --> 01:15:15,150
|
|
哎，你
|
|
|
|
1906
|
|
01:15:16,070 --> 01:15:16,270
|
|
你
|
|
|
|
1907
|
|
01:15:17,670 --> 01:15:19,590
|
|
去！你别这么说呀
|
|
|
|
1908
|
|
01:15:19,990 --> 01:15:20,830
|
|
如果没有我
|
|
|
|
1909
|
|
01:15:21,190 --> 01:15:23,830
|
|
小侯早把你嗯杀了
|
|
|
|
1910
|
|
01:15:24,710 --> 01:15:25,670
|
|
哎，笑笑
|
|
|
|
1911
|
|
01:15:26,150 --> 01:15:26,790
|
|
你到哪去啊
|
|
|
|
1912
|
|
01:15:26,870 --> 01:15:27,270
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
1913
|
|
01:15:27,510 --> 01:15:28,070
|
|
干嘛干嘛
|
|
|
|
1914
|
|
01:15:28,710 --> 01:15:30,470
|
|
你答应过我和我带着箱子走的
|
|
|
|
1915
|
|
01:15:30,710 --> 01:15:31,310
|
|
带你走
|
|
|
|
1916
|
|
01:15:31,590 --> 01:15:33,190
|
|
笑话！我是什么人
|
|
|
|
1917
|
|
01:15:33,350 --> 01:15:34,110
|
|
我是大明星
|
|
|
|
1918
|
|
01:15:34,470 --> 01:15:36,550
|
|
像你这样的女人我见的多了
|
|
|
|
1919
|
|
01:15:38,150 --> 01:15:41,990
|
|
我就叫你这么讨厌呐！讨厌就是讨厌
|
|
|
|
1920
|
|
01:15:43,270 --> 01:15:45,230
|
|
这个你总不讨厌吧
|
|
|
|
1921
|
|
01:15:49,190 --> 01:15:50,710
|
|
嗯嗯
|
|
|
|
1922
|
|
01:15:50,710 --> 01:15:50,910
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
1923
|
|
01:15:57,350 --> 01:15:58,070
|
|
你不是不抽的吗
|
|
|
|
1924
|
|
01:15:58,310 --> 01:16:00,190
|
|
这是特为你准备的
|
|
|
|
1925
|
|
01:16:00,630 --> 01:16:01,510
|
|
为我
|
|
|
|
1926
|
|
01:16:04,950 --> 01:16:08,310
|
|
来不及了
|
|
|
|
1927
|
|
01:16:08,470 --> 01:16:10,110
|
|
一、二三
|
|
|
|
1928
|
|
01:16:10,790 --> 01:16:10,990
|
|
倒
|
|
|
|
1929
|
|
01:16:13,350 --> 01:16:16,670
|
|
哼，小丑艺术家
|
|
|
|
1930
|
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01:16:17,270 --> 01:16:18,350
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我的大明星
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1931
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01:16:19,750 --> 01:16:20,190
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拜拜
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1932
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01:16:21,830 --> 01:16:21,910
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哼
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1933
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01:16:42,790 --> 01:16:43,750
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呃呃呃
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1934
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01:16:43,990 --> 01:16:44,150
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嗯
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1935
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01:16:44,390 --> 01:16:45,910
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哎，我的箱子呢
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1936
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01:16:46,870 --> 01:16:47,350
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我的箱子
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1937
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01:16:55,990 --> 01:16:57,510
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看到和我一起排小品的小姐了吗
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1938
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01:16:58,230 --> 01:16:59,430
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她已经离开宾馆了
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1939
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01:16:59,750 --> 01:17:00,310
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什么时候走的
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1940
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01:17:01,110 --> 01:17:01,950
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轮渡刚开走
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1941
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01:17:02,630 --> 01:17:02,950
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糟糕
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1942
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01:17:03,590 --> 01:17:03,790
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嗯
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1943
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01:17:21,910 --> 01:17:22,470
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叶绿啊
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1944
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01:17:22,470 --> 01:17:22,990
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谢谢啊
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1945
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01:17:23,270 --> 01:17:23,430
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叶绿
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1946
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01:17:23,590 --> 01:17:27,270
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来，看见雪军没有
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1947
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01:17:27,270 --> 01:17:29,270
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哼，他不是跟你一起私奔了吗
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1948
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01:17:30,150 --> 01:17:31,350
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他把我的箱子偷走了
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1949
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01:17:32,230 --> 01:17:32,430
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啊
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1950
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01:17:33,350 --> 01:17:34,230
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真的
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1951
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01:17:34,230 --> 01:17:34,310
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啊
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1952
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01:17:35,590 --> 01:17:36,870
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走，找他算账去
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1953
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01:17:47,990 --> 01:17:48,230
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同志
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1954
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01:17:48,710 --> 01:17:48,870
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啊
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1955
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01:17:49,830 --> 01:17:50,310
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什么事儿
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1956
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01:17:50,390 --> 01:17:51,270
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请出示你的身份证
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1957
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01:17:51,510 --> 01:17:52,270
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嗯，好吧
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1958
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01:17:59,030 --> 01:17:59,270
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叶绿
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1959
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01:17:59,830 --> 01:18:01,430
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现在你知道雪军是什么样的人了吧
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1960
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01:18:01,830 --> 01:18:02,950
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擦银专盯臭鸡蛋
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1961
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01:18:03,270 --> 01:18:05,510
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反正你是一见漂亮姑娘就眼花
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1962
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01:18:05,990 --> 01:18:07,270
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这辈子你是改不了了
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1963
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01:18:08,390 --> 01:18:09,670
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呀，我的箱子
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1964
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01:18:09,990 --> 01:18:10,710
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箱子没了
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1965
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01:18:11,590 --> 01:18:12,230
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一个密码箱
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1966
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01:18:12,870 --> 01:18:15,030
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啊，跟我到派出所去谈谈情况
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1967
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01:18:15,270 --> 01:18:16,350
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啊，嗯
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1968
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01:18:17,190 --> 01:18:17,670
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好吧
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1969
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01:18:26,790 --> 01:18:34,830
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旅客们
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1970
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01:18:40,870 --> 01:18:42,070
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高宝车站到了
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1971
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01:18:42,710 --> 01:18:43,910
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下车的旅客
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1972
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01:18:44,070 --> 01:18:45,830
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请收拾好自己的行李
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1973
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01:18:46,390 --> 01:18:47,350
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准备下车了
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1974
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01:18:48,950 --> 01:18:49,350
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旅客们
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1975
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01:18:49,990 --> 01:18:51,150
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高宝车站到了
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1976
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01:18:51,830 --> 01:18:53,590
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下车的旅客
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1977
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01:18:53,670 --> 01:18:54,950
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请收拾好自己的行李
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1978
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01:18:55,030 --> 01:18:55,430
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你快看
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1979
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01:18:55,510 --> 01:18:55,910
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怎么回事
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1980
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01:18:56,150 --> 01:18:56,470
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|
你惊了
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1981
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01:18:56,550 --> 01:18:57,870
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|
箱子回来了
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1982
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01:18:59,590 --> 01:19:06,550
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啊！会不会搞错
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1983
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01:19:07,350 --> 01:19:07,590
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没错
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1984
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01:19:08,230 --> 01:19:10,030
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|
这上面有我用刀子敲过的痕迹
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1985
|
|
01:19:16,710 --> 01:19:18,710
|
|
我看这箱子是个不祥之物
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1986
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01:19:18,870 --> 01:19:19,590
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咱们不能要了
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1987
|
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01:19:20,230 --> 01:19:22,790
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|
那怎么办
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1988
|
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01:19:22,790 --> 01:19:23,470
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到了高宝市
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1989
|
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01:19:23,670 --> 01:19:24,750
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把箱子交给公安局
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1990
|
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01:19:24,870 --> 01:19:25,670
|
|
然后再去演出
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1991
|
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01:19:27,750 --> 01:19:28,150
|
|
好吧
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1992
|
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01:19:29,670 --> 01:19:34,120
|
|
来嘛！
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1993
|
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01:19:34,120 --> 01:19:43,120
|
|
上我们的路吧
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1994
|
|
01:19:47,590 --> 01:19:48,710
|
|
你们旅馆条件怎么样
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1995
|
|
01:19:48,710 --> 01:19:49,870
|
|
很好啊！哎呀
|
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1996
|
|
01:19:49,990 --> 01:19:50,390
|
|
万老师
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1997
|
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01:19:50,470 --> 01:19:51,990
|
|
可把我们等的急死了！快走吧
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1998
|
|
01:19:52,070 --> 01:19:52,390
|
|
快走吧
|
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1999
|
|
01:19:52,710 --> 01:19:53,230
|
|
再等多时难
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2000
|
|
01:19:55,430 --> 01:19:56,790
|
|
走走走走走
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2001
|
|
01:19:56,870 --> 01:19:57,030
|
|
咱们走
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|
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2002
|
|
01:19:57,030 --> 01:19:57,110
|
|
等等
|
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|
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2003
|
|
01:19:57,270 --> 01:19:58,070
|
|
哎，我们先去演出
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|
|
2004
|
|
01:19:58,310 --> 01:19:58,630
|
|
您爱人
|
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|
2005
|
|
01:19:58,630 --> 01:19:59,270
|
|
我们等等去见
|
|
|
|
2006
|
|
01:19:59,510 --> 01:20:01,590
|
|
快走吧
|
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|
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2007
|
|
01:20:01,590 --> 01:20:06,990
|
|
走！快
|
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|
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2008
|
|
01:20:07,350 --> 01:20:08,950
|
|
追！不早了
|
|
|
|
2009
|
|
01:20:09,350 --> 01:20:09,510
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
2010
|
|
01:20:10,550 --> 01:20:13,350
|
|
笑笑
|
|
|
|
2011
|
|
01:20:13,350 --> 01:20:21,630
|
|
快，上马！关局
|
|
|
|
2012
|
|
01:20:21,910 --> 01:20:22,470
|
|
好，上去吧
|
|
|
|
2013
|
|
01:20:22,550 --> 01:20:22,950
|
|
哎，谢谢
|
|
|
|
2014
|
|
01:20:28,390 --> 01:20:28,950
|
|
哎，快一点
|
|
|
|
2015
|
|
01:20:29,830 --> 01:20:31,270
|
|
你们抓紧一点啊！老沈
|
|
|
|
2016
|
|
01:20:31,510 --> 01:20:32,070
|
|
万老师来了
|
|
|
|
2017
|
|
01:20:32,630 --> 01:20:32,950
|
|
哦，哎
|
|
|
|
2018
|
|
01:20:33,030 --> 01:20:33,910
|
|
哈哈哈！万先生
|
|
|
|
2019
|
|
01:20:34,070 --> 01:20:34,710
|
|
你可来了
|
|
|
|
2020
|
|
01:20:34,710 --> 01:20:35,590
|
|
万先生遵守合同的啊
|
|
|
|
2021
|
|
01:20:35,750 --> 01:20:36,350
|
|
哎，笑笑
|
|
|
|
2022
|
|
01:20:36,710 --> 01:20:37,270
|
|
好，万老师
|
|
|
|
2023
|
|
01:20:37,590 --> 01:20:38,470
|
|
我去接你爱人去
|
|
|
|
2024
|
|
01:20:38,870 --> 01:20:39,110
|
|
好的
|
|
|
|
2025
|
|
01:20:41,910 --> 01:20:42,310
|
|
朱老板
|
|
|
|
2026
|
|
01:20:42,630 --> 01:20:42,950
|
|
他来了
|
|
|
|
2027
|
|
01:20:44,550 --> 01:20:47,030
|
|
嗯，这不像是关局吗
|
|
|
|
2028
|
|
01:20:47,430 --> 01:20:51,070
|
|
哎哎哎！这是公安局的秘密办公室
|
|
|
|
2029
|
|
01:20:52,710 --> 01:20:53,310
|
|
万太太
|
|
|
|
2030
|
|
01:20:54,790 --> 01:20:57,550
|
|
你的案子要在这里了结
|
|
|
|
2031
|
|
01:20:59,750 --> 01:21:02,963
|
|
哎哎哎！
|
|
|
|
2032
|
|
01:21:02,963 --> 01:21:06,177
|
|
放我走！
|
|
|
|
2033
|
|
01:21:06,177 --> 01:21:09,390
|
|
万太太
|
|
|
|
2034
|
|
01:21:09,830 --> 01:21:11,030
|
|
放聪明点儿
|
|
|
|
2035
|
|
01:21:13,670 --> 01:21:15,790
|
|
待会儿等万先生来了
|
|
|
|
2036
|
|
01:21:17,350 --> 01:21:21,030
|
|
你们夫妻俩再团圆也来得及嘛
|
|
|
|
2037
|
|
01:21:25,510 --> 01:21:27,590
|
|
哎，你们干什么的
|
|
|
|
2038
|
|
01:21:27,590 --> 01:21:27,950
|
|
呃，我们
|
|
|
|
2039
|
|
01:21:28,950 --> 01:21:29,670
|
|
呃，这个
|
|
|
|
2040
|
|
01:21:29,670 --> 01:21:31,230
|
|
呃，这是后台
|
|
|
|
2041
|
|
01:21:31,670 --> 01:21:32,910
|
|
外人不能进来啊
|
|
|
|
2042
|
|
01:21:33,110 --> 01:21:34,110
|
|
呃，我们是演员
|
|
|
|
2043
|
|
01:21:34,470 --> 01:21:34,630
|
|
对对
|
|
|
|
2044
|
|
01:21:34,630 --> 01:21:35,990
|
|
他是万笑笑的搭档啊
|
|
|
|
2045
|
|
01:21:35,990 --> 01:21:36,550
|
|
我是搭档
|
|
|
|
2046
|
|
01:21:36,870 --> 01:21:37,070
|
|
好
|
|
|
|
2047
|
|
01:21:38,790 --> 01:21:38,950
|
|
嗯
|
|
|
|
2048
|
|
01:21:45,510 --> 01:21:46,150
|
|
哎，万先生
|
|
|
|
2049
|
|
01:21:46,310 --> 01:21:46,950
|
|
你怎么回来了
|
|
|
|
2050
|
|
01:21:47,270 --> 01:21:48,390
|
|
呃，你们有枪没有
|
|
|
|
2051
|
|
01:21:48,790 --> 01:21:48,990
|
|
枪
|
|
|
|
2052
|
|
01:21:49,430 --> 01:21:49,990
|
|
要枪干什么
|
|
|
|
2053
|
|
01:21:50,390 --> 01:21:51,070
|
|
我演个小品
|
|
|
|
2054
|
|
01:21:51,270 --> 01:21:52,190
|
|
呃，需要一把枪
|
|
|
|
2055
|
|
01:21:52,470 --> 01:21:54,110
|
|
呃，有道具用的步枪
|
|
|
|
2056
|
|
01:21:54,470 --> 01:21:54,630
|
|
啊
|
|
|
|
2057
|
|
01:21:54,630 --> 01:21:56,070
|
|
不够搞效果的命来呀！哎呀
|
|
|
|
2058
|
|
01:21:56,070 --> 01:21:56,670
|
|
赶快找来吧
|
|
|
|
2059
|
|
01:21:57,030 --> 01:21:57,430
|
|
好好好
|
|
|
|
2060
|
|
01:21:59,910 --> 01:22:08,910
|
|
今天
|
|
|
|
2061
|
|
01:22:21,430 --> 01:22:22,710
|
|
我不打算给你们演节目了
|
|
|
|
2062
|
|
01:22:24,230 --> 01:22:25,110
|
|
我想跟你们说说
|
|
|
|
2063
|
|
01:22:25,830 --> 01:22:26,710
|
|
这只神秘的箱子
|
|
|
|
2064
|
|
01:22:27,670 --> 01:22:29,030
|
|
夕阳没事了
|
|
|
|
2065
|
|
01:22:29,030 --> 01:22:29,670
|
|
有好多坏人
|
|
|
|
2066
|
|
01:22:30,550 --> 01:22:31,510
|
|
都想抢这只箱子
|
|
|
|
2067
|
|
01:22:32,230 --> 01:22:32,710
|
|
上台枪
|
|
|
|
2068
|
|
01:22:33,510 --> 01:22:38,310
|
|
不然的话他会把我们的老底兜出去的
|
|
|
|
2069
|
|
01:22:38,310 --> 01:22:39,510
|
|
啊！观众们
|
|
|
|
2070
|
|
01:22:39,830 --> 01:22:40,870
|
|
就是这两个蛋
|
|
|
|
2071
|
|
01:22:40,870 --> 01:22:41,830
|
|
他们想抢我的箱子
|
|
|
|
2072
|
|
01:22:43,430 --> 01:22:43,670
|
|
想杀死我
|
|
|
|
2073
|
|
01:22:43,670 --> 01:22:46,150
|
|
上，别动！要不我开枪了
|
|
|
|
2074
|
|
01:22:47,110 --> 01:22:49,270
|
|
哎，那枪是演戏的道具
|
|
|
|
2075
|
|
01:22:49,510 --> 01:22:49,830
|
|
假的
|
|
|
|
2076
|
|
01:22:49,990 --> 01:22:51,750
|
|
哎，上次你也说是假的
|
|
|
|
2077
|
|
01:22:51,830 --> 01:22:52,310
|
|
怎么响了
|
|
|
|
2078
|
|
01:22:52,550 --> 01:22:53,670
|
|
你在前面
|
|
|
|
2079
|
|
01:22:53,910 --> 01:22:54,630
|
|
我真的开枪了
|
|
|
|
2080
|
|
01:22:54,950 --> 01:22:55,270
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王潇潇
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2081
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01:22:55,510 --> 01:22:55,670
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你
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2082
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01:22:55,670 --> 01:22:59,590
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说这个假的
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2083
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01:22:59,750 --> 01:23:01,590
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想问你
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2084
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01:23:04,230 --> 01:23:06,630
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哎！我去
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2085
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01:23:06,630 --> 01:23:06,950
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万笑笑
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2086
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01:23:07,190 --> 01:23:12,350
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你给我站住！还站住！那个枪不响
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2087
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01:23:12,390 --> 01:23:18,390
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哎呦！
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2088
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01:23:18,390 --> 01:23:24,390
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哎呦
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2089
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01:23:29,670 --> 01:23:29,830
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哎呦
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2090
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01:23:59,910 --> 01:24:04,344
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在上面！
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2091
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01:24:04,344 --> 01:24:07,300
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快点！
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2092
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01:24:07,300 --> 01:24:08,777
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嘿！
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2093
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01:24:08,777 --> 01:24:13,211
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哎哎哎！
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2094
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01:24:13,211 --> 01:24:19,123
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哎哎哎哎！
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2095
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01:24:19,123 --> 01:24:22,079
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还有！
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2096
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01:24:22,079 --> 01:24:25,034
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哎呀！
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2097
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01:24:25,034 --> 01:24:26,512
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哎！
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2098
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01:24:26,512 --> 01:24:30,946
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哎哎哎！
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2099
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01:24:30,946 --> 01:24:35,380
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快下来！
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2100
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01:24:35,380 --> 01:24:39,813
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往下下！
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2101
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01:24:39,813 --> 01:24:44,247
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哎哎哎！
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2102
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01:24:44,247 --> 01:24:48,681
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往下下！
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2103
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01:24:48,681 --> 01:24:53,114
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哎哎哎！
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2104
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01:24:53,114 --> 01:24:56,070
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哎哎！
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2105
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01:24:56,070 --> 01:24:57,548
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啊！
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2106
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01:24:57,548 --> 01:25:00,504
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哎呀！
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2107
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01:25:00,504 --> 01:25:01,982
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啊！
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2108
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01:25:01,982 --> 01:25:04,937
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哎呀！
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2109
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01:25:04,937 --> 01:25:07,893
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快点！
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2110
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01:25:07,893 --> 01:25:12,327
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继续往！
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2111
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01:25:12,327 --> 01:25:18,239
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哎哎哎哎！
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2112
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01:25:18,239 --> 01:25:21,194
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去你！
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2113
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01:25:21,194 --> 01:25:24,150
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先生
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2114
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01:25:24,150 --> 01:25:24,230
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来啦！万先生
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2115
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01:25:24,230 --> 01:25:24,390
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来啦！哈哈
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2116
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01:25:25,110 --> 01:25:26,270
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您就是万笑笑先生吧
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2117
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01:25:26,550 --> 01:25:26,870
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干什么
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2118
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01:25:27,590 --> 01:25:29,390
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我想告诉你关于你爱人的消息
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2119
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01:25:29,830 --> 01:25:30,310
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他怎么了
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2120
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01:25:30,950 --> 01:25:32,350
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我请你听一段录音
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2121
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01:25:32,950 --> 01:25:33,310
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录音
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2122
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01:25:33,670 --> 01:25:34,310
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什么录音
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2123
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01:25:34,310 --> 01:25:34,630
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行吧
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2124
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01:25:35,030 --> 01:25:35,350
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到车上来
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2125
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01:25:36,070 --> 01:25:36,550
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你们马上走
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2126
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01:25:36,550 --> 01:25:37,350
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我走
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2127
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01:25:37,350 --> 01:25:37,750
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万太太
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2128
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01:25:37,910 --> 01:25:38,790
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放聪明点儿
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2129
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01:25:39,190 --> 01:25:41,150
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待会儿等万先生来了
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2130
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01:25:41,510 --> 01:25:44,710
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你们夫妻俩再团圆也来得及吗
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2131
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01:25:46,710 --> 01:25:47,070
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怎么样
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2132
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01:25:47,750 --> 01:25:48,510
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听清楚了吧
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2133
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01:25:49,270 --> 01:25:50,190
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你们不能伤害他
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2134
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01:25:50,870 --> 01:25:52,470
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这就要看你万先生的了
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2135
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01:25:53,030 --> 01:25:54,150
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只要你们不伤害我妻子
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2136
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01:25:54,950 --> 01:25:55,470
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我跟你们去
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2137
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01:25:55,750 --> 01:25:55,950
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行
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2138
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01:25:56,950 --> 01:25:57,190
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开车
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2139
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01:26:00,390 --> 01:26:00,870
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我是灵儿
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2140
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01:26:01,190 --> 01:26:01,910
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他们已经出动了
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2141
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01:26:02,310 --> 01:26:02,990
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请注意了
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2142
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01:26:03,350 --> 01:26:05,910
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你看这件事
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2143
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01:26:12,870 --> 01:26:13,470
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万太太
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2144
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01:26:14,870 --> 01:26:17,470
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这件事情本不应该发生啊
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2145
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01:26:19,270 --> 01:26:21,110
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万先生错拿了我的箱子
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2146
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01:26:21,510 --> 01:26:22,510
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又不肯交出来
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2147
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01:26:23,510 --> 01:26:25,710
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我是不得已而为之啊
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2148
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01:26:30,150 --> 01:26:30,470
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刘老板
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2149
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01:26:30,470 --> 01:26:31,270
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人货两清
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2150
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01:26:32,390 --> 01:26:32,630
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叶绿
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2151
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01:26:33,830 --> 01:26:35,190
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哎，你们放开我
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2152
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01:26:35,510 --> 01:26:36,790
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放开我
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2153
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01:26:36,790 --> 01:26:38,510
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你们把我放开！没事
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2154
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01:26:40,230 --> 01:26:40,310
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你们
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2155
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01:26:40,310 --> 01:26:40,950
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你们这些强盗
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2156
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01:26:42,390 --> 01:26:42,990
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把他放了
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2157
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01:26:44,870 --> 01:26:47,110
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放了他
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2158
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01:26:47,110 --> 01:26:48,630
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哼，叶绿
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2159
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01:26:49,110 --> 01:26:49,430
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万先生
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2160
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01:26:50,630 --> 01:26:55,110
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请把箱子还给我
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2161
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01:27:01,510 --> 01:27:03,150
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哎呀！笑笑
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2162
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01:27:03,510 --> 01:27:04,710
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你不再把箱子交给他
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2163
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01:27:04,950 --> 01:27:12,150
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我怕他们伤害你
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2164
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01:27:12,870 --> 01:27:14,030
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爆炸装置怎么没有了
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2165
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01:27:16,390 --> 01:27:17,190
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箱子谁动过了
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2166
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01:27:17,670 --> 01:27:17,990
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你说
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2167
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01:27:18,390 --> 01:27:19,590
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呃，朱老板
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2168
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01:27:20,710 --> 01:27:21,630
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箱子我动过了
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2169
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01:27:23,670 --> 01:27:25,270
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别动！笑笑
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2170
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01:27:26,310 --> 01:27:28,470
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别动！朱老板
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2171
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01:27:29,110 --> 01:27:31,990
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走！叶恋
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2172
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01:27:31,990 --> 01:27:38,670
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哎呦！
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2173
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01:27:38,670 --> 01:27:45,350
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哎呦！
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2174
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01:27:45,350 --> 01:27:48,690
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哦！
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2175
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01:27:48,690 --> 01:27:52,030
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哦！
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2176
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01:27:52,030 --> 01:27:55,370
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哦！
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2177
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01:27:55,370 --> 01:27:58,710
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哎
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2178
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01:27:58,710 --> 01:28:04,950
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这这这轻点！哎呦！我痛痛痛痛死了！哎呦！痛死了！哎呦！哎呦！干嘛呢
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2179
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01:28:04,950 --> 01:28:06,590
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快拿掉！你上哪去啊
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2180
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01:28:07,270 --> 01:28:08,150
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我去一眼
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2181
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01:28:09,910 --> 01:28:10,190
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你啊
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2182
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01:28:10,230 --> 01:28:10,910
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该去上税
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2183
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01:28:11,590 --> 01:28:12,270
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我知道
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2184
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01:28:12,790 --> 01:28:15,270
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哎呦！对
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